MY BOYFRIEND GAVE ME A PEAR
MY BOYFRIEND GAVE ME A KISS ON THE LIPS AND THREW ME DOWN THE STAIRS
I GAVE HIM BACK HIS APPLE
I GAVE HIM BACK HIS PEAR
I GAVE HIM BACK HIS KISS ON THE LIPS AND THREW HIM DOWN THE STAIRS
I TOOK MY BOYFRIEND TO THE MOVIES TO WATCH A DIRTY FILM
AND WHEN I WASNT LOOKIN HE KISSED ANOTHER GIRL
I TOOK HIM TO THE SHOP TO BUY SOME CHEWING GUM
AND WHEN HE WASNT LOOKIN I SHOVED IT UP HIS BUM
ISNT HE LOVELY


