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Tyrone wants to have a word with all the skinny men.

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Recently when I was having sex with two Somali girls in the library, I was troubled, not at how lame the sex was ( cause lets face it, how much fun can it be to sleep with a mutilated pusssy) but at how sad my skinny girls looked. I asked one of them what was wrong and they stressed to me that their Somali men make fun of them for sleeping with me ( the great Tyrone). This made me livid to the point where I almost didn’t eat a banana. So I asked the two Somali sisters while they were rubbing my HUGE soft ceeb, as to what site they were being insulted and low and behold it was Somali net.



My question is why do you skinny men get mad at me for sleeping with your sisters? What seems to be the problem? I always bring them home on time around 2am in the morning. So why all the hate towards me?



If you are a Somali girl, I want you to rate your experiences with the Tyrones you have been with. Thank you.



I am Tyrone the great and I approve of sleeping with your skinny sisters.
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Re: Tyrone wants to have a word with all the skinny men.

Post by LaDy-Qac. »

[quote="Tyrone"]

If you are a Somali girl, I want you to rate your experiences with the Tyrones you have been with. Thank you.


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OH MY GOD!!!!! Tyrone hey honey!!!!!! How you been sweety??!!



To all the dumb somali girls who haven't been with one and are considering sleeping with one, DO IT!!!


I have been sleeping with Tyrone for 7 years (3 years on the "down low") and I must say once you go Tyrone you 100% guarantee to moan lol. Laughing Laughing



Call me baby--i'm not bussy at all.
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Post by Tyrone »

Muktaar looooooooooooooooooooooool brother you are the good ones. I haven't met a kooler somali dude like you since two weeks ago when i was doing this somali girl up the futo when i needed a rubber her skinny brother fetched me a condom that he thought he would use on a somali girl--thats been with him for 2 years Laughing Laughing


But i'm affraid you are wrong on some of the locations bro, for example sexy salma lives in Washington Dc bro and lady qac now lives in Atlanta with my cousin Tyrese.


Oh yes i am well aware of san dheer---one time me and my somali tour guide friend named abdi were walking in west london looking for 'cheap and clean' girls and i met her and let me tell you about abdi, abdi is a model and he has 20 million dollars and i just had a huge ceeb and she ate my ceeb just cause i was an adoon. God i love being tyrone Laughing Laughing ....while the suker abdi got her number and took her on a date where he spent 200$ on her sperm filled mouth that she kissed him on the lips for a good night kiss. lol talking about having my kids (my sperm lol) shared around the somali community.

Lady qac is right folks, if you haven't heard about the new ceeb back guarantee that ALL Tryones are having then your missing out.


Never in our years in fuking somali girls have we offered a kintir satisfaction guarantee before. Call now and we will pay child support for one month! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post by Tyrone »

Muktaar--- if the ceeb don't fit, you must acquit Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Nacalaa tyrone kuyaal Laughing
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[quote="Tyrone"]Muktaar--- if the ceeb don't fit, you must acquit Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing[/quote]

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Post by Unclebin »

This thread is simply Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


Tyrone=Muktaar

Or as Tyrone would say " Muktaar be ma cuz nicca" Laughing
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Post by ERITREAN_MOB_BOSS »

LOOL @ Tyrone and his antics.



Man you are a genious bro Laughing up


Welcome to Somali-net, Im the evil Boss man with wits.
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Post by intellex »

[quote="ERITREAN_MOB_BOSS"]LOOL @ Tyrone and his antics.



Man you are a genious bro Laughing up


Welcome to Somali-net, Im the evil Boss man with wits.[/quote]

calooley aka eritrean is this your new invention Very Happy
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Post by ERITREAN_MOB_BOSS »

[quote="intellex"][quote="ERITREAN_MOB_BOSS"]LOOL @ Tyrone and his antics.



Man you are a genious bro Laughing up


Welcome to Somali-net, Im the evil Boss man with wits.[/quote]

calooley aka eritrean is this your new invention Very Happy[/quote]

I'm NOt calooley fat boy--Im me.....and Tyrone could be anybody on this forum.



Now log in with aqueerto and flood my private messages you queer.
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Post by ChaneL-Lover »

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Funny...i'm listening 2 the song "TYRONE" now. I luv Miss Badu Cool

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