Dallo Airlines
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:08 pm
>>Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain
>>(sindibaad) welcoming you on board of Dallo Airline.
>>
>>We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to
>>bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.
>>
>>This is flight 126 to Hargeisa. Landing in Hargeisa is not
>>guaranteed , but we will end up somewhere in the South. If luck is
>>in our favour, we may even be landing on your village!
>>
>>Dallo Airlines has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety
>>standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with
>>us!
>>
>>It is with pleasure, I announce that starting this year over 50% of
>>our passengers have reached their destination.
>>
>>If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
>>arrange to turn them off!
>>
>>To make your free
>>fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo
>>tea and Okin biscuits!
>>
>>For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who
>>can help you find out if there really is a God!
>>
>>We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be
>>shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our
>>movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Air jubba, where their
>>movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
>>
>>There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in
>>the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling
>>us to slow down!
>>
>>In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
>>possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close,
>>do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right
>>through the landmark!
>>
>>Kindly be seated, keep your
>>seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt.
>>For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own
>>belt to the arm of your seat ... and for those of you who can't
>>find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who
>>will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
>>(sindibaad) welcoming you on board of Dallo Airline.
>>
>>We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to
>>bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.
>>
>>This is flight 126 to Hargeisa. Landing in Hargeisa is not
>>guaranteed , but we will end up somewhere in the South. If luck is
>>in our favour, we may even be landing on your village!
>>
>>Dallo Airlines has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety
>>standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with
>>us!
>>
>>It is with pleasure, I announce that starting this year over 50% of
>>our passengers have reached their destination.
>>
>>If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
>>arrange to turn them off!
>>
>>To make your free
>>fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo
>>tea and Okin biscuits!
>>
>>For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who
>>can help you find out if there really is a God!
>>
>>We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be
>>shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our
>>movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Air jubba, where their
>>movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
>>
>>There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in
>>the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling
>>us to slow down!
>>
>>In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
>>possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close,
>>do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right
>>through the landmark!
>>
>>Kindly be seated, keep your
>>seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt.
>>For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own
>>belt to the arm of your seat ... and for those of you who can't
>>find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who
>>will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
