Three blonds on death row

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Three blonds on death row

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Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
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THIS B!TCH JUST WASTED 30 SECONDS OF MY TIME
READING THIS CRAP
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I want my 30 seconds back.

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DAMNN DAT SHYT TOOK ME 2 WHOLE MINS 2 READ Crying or Very sad
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[quote="Dun"]I want my 30 seconds back.

Mad[/quote]



BLUD U NEED TO SUE THIS SH1TSITE AND THATS FOR REAL Rolling Eyes
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I'm waiting for an explanation before I report her to the owner's of the website.

Real talk.
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IVE ALREADY CONTACTED THE MODERATOR THEY PROMISED THEY'RE GONNA BAN THIS B!TCH


STILL UR 30 SECONDS ARE GONE ..............GONE I TELL U
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not funni at all
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Post by Princess x »

skeen...that was entertaining, so did de blond excape too?
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naw de blonde died u lot got no sense of humour Laughing
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[quote="Princess x"]skeen...that was entertaining, so did de blond excape too?[/quote]


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Post by Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah »

MAN THIS IS FUNNY THEY SLOW AT READING AND SIMPLE Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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[quote="LilTrigger"]
Well this made up for the joke Laughing[/quote]

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[quote="Princess x"]skeen...that was entertaining, so did de blond excape too?[/quote]

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