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Hi, I am looking for my 2nd wife....if quilified for the status...your main task would be to do some minor work around the house, dishwashing,
cooking for the first lady and I. Sometimes picking the kids up from the school, pleasing Advocator from time to time. No past experience neccasary...prefer a young Darood ages between 20-25.

Please send P.M and apply ONLY if you Interested..Please dont waste my Time.

Thank you in advance.

I am an equal oppertunity and practice affermative action...I do my best in promoting diversity within my workingsite.

Baby!! One at the time ... land the first one first!

Ninkii lama geed lamada lug kala gishto, wakala tariiqma!

[quote] Ninkii lama geed lamada lug kala gishto, wakala tariiqma![/quote]

Where did you hear that from....your grandma... ....Walle you just killed that saint....Boy oh boy..we are gonna have to work on that.. it dont sound right .

But whats this revulsion.........Oh I get it......sorry I didnt come and directly approached you ............jealousy is a B!tch!!!, Foxxy you had the
chance but as usaul you cant accept the fact that I AM HAPPY...what we had is over......I repeat...OVER...remeber what you said "Life..moves..on".
Thats what I am doing...MOVING ON......

Gooooooooosh...

"Ninkii lama geed lamada lug kala gishto, wakala tariiqma!"

Nahh my nana is Lama Godle, she would not say things like that. One thing I am sure of it is the TARIIQMA part. My mother always says that so yeah. Sue me for trying ...

"But whats this revulsion.........Oh I get it......sorry I didnt come and directly approached you ............jealousy is a B!tch!!!, Foxxy you had the
chance but as usaul you cant accept the fact that I AM HAPPY...what we had is over......I repeat...OVER...remeber what you said "Life..moves..on".
Thats what I am doing...MOVING ON...... "

approach me? ohh lordy! waryaa ma adiga oo 24 sacadoot taxsi camal igu kor hadafeeysit?

Damn I have feeling my Somali has been getting better and better. I will keep practicing on you.

Mate stop imberresing me like that........your scaring away my targets young xaliimas..walle, they are dissapearing faster then a set of rims in a P. diddy concert.

shame om you dawaca yahey.............durwaa ku cun......................

i have now stopped believing ur american, advocator .. u are british

^^^^Allow the envy..............bluuuuuud your not siroues........
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[quote="Advocator"]Hi, I am looking for my 2nd wife....if quilified for the status...your main task would be to do some minor work around the house, dishwashing,
cooking for the first lady and I. Sometimes picking the kids up from the school, pleasing Advocator from time to time. No past experience neccasary...prefer a young Darood ages between 20-25.

Please send P.M and apply ONLY if you Interested..Please dont waste my Time.

Thank you in advance.

I am an equal oppertunity and practice affermative action...I do my best in promoting diversity within my workingsite.[/quote]




sounds like u need a house cleaner and a nanny in one what the hell must your wife be doing

unfortunately i cannot apply because im used to being #1

your main task would be to do some minor work around the house, dishwashing,
cooking for the first lady and I. Sometimes picking the kids up from the school, pleasing Advocator from time to time. No past experience neccasary...prefer a young Darood ages between 20-25.

Please send P.M and apply ONLY if you Interested..Please dont waste my Time.

Do u want a wife or a nanny?coz if u don't there's a difference .and this sounds like u need house cleaner as Coverup said.
good finding cleaner wife

My guess is nerves and maybe an upper respiratory irritation. Do you wear perfume ? (my cat sneezes when I wear perfume)

I put the cat in the same area with the litter box until they use it. Usually in the bathroom. Lock both of them in there (with food and water too) until the litter box is used.
Place the cat in the litter box and make a scratching motion with his paws in the litter. (new thought...maybe the litter is dusty and causing the cat to sneeze ? We use Feline Pine with good results) Having the cat scratch at the litter will encourage him to go there when it's time.
Also..if the cat has a poo accident , I take the poo and put it in the litter box and put the cat back in the box and use the cats paws to scratch litter over the poo. This can't be done in a shaming way though...they won't return to the box if you are yelling and saying 'bad kitty' ...ask me how I know.

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