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The Genius of Peter Kay

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THE GENIUS OF PETER KAY ...

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

I was doing some decorating, so I got out my stepladder. I don't get along with my real ladder.

Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to the bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.

My Dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire department.

Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

I saw six men kicking and punching my mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Aren’t you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
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I never did take to the guy, simply because I don't find his lines humorous, but the ones above genuinely cracked me up. Laughing
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[quote]You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.[/quote]

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That was funny Exclamation nice jokes.
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i loved his version of "the way to amarillo" ... feri funny Smile
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didn't know fatty was funny... only that he looked funny!
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