~~~~ Zlatan Ibrahimovich Quotes ~~~~

[First Lady]

Reporter: "You´we got some scars in your face, Zlatan. What has happened?"
Zlatan: "Well...I don´t know...you´ll have to ask your wife about that"




About the final rounds of Eredivisie, with Ajax in a comfortable lead. (April 2004)
Reporter: "Do you think it's even possible for Ajax to lose nine points in nine games?"
Zlatan: "According to my calculations it is possible to lose nine points in only three games."




On the question what his girlfriend got when they got engaged:
"What she got? She got Zlatan."



On humbleness:
"I am like (Muhammad) Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it."



On his move on Stephane Henchoz of Liverpool (there has been some doubts whether his move was on Henchoz or Hyypiä):
"First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog."


How many one night stands have you had in total? (VR, June, 2002)
- I don't do that stuff. For me it is romance and love...right???



Top Joker

[Beenaale_No1]

[quote="First Lady"]
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On humbleness:
"I am like (Muhammad) Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it."



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Thats Ibrahimovic for you..

[First Lady]

When ur that bigheaded ur either a mastermind or a damn FOOL





Beenaale haye bal cafimaadka ka waran? Caruurtii see yihin...warka so tur..

[Beenaale_No1]

The kibir of this boy is so big, its unreal. But you cant question his talent lol


Im good, got a pile of boks next to me that I was reading all mornin. Cant wait til the summer. They'll all be trown under the god damn bed lol

nafta ka waran, bal maxa cusub cutey?

[Newboy]

Reporter: "what’s deferent between a hoe and mosquito?? Zlatan. ?"



Zlatan: "Well... I think the mosquito stops sucking your blood when smack it "

[First Lady]

[quote="Beenaale_No1"]:lol: The kibir of this boy is so big, its unreal. But you cant question his talent lol


Im good, got a pile of boks next to me that I was reading all mornin. Cant wait til the summer. They'll all be trown under the god damn bed lol

nafta ka waran, bal maxa cusub cutey?[/quote]



Waa dubjiir dee, give him some money, say he's the best....And all of the sudden he's starting to think he's some kind of a prophet...look at mido for example

Everything is all good waad mahadsantahay walaal
I cant wait till summer neither....Almost done with my exams too
And no i dont study to be a nurse

[Beenaale_No1]

Oh yeah good old Mido who wanted to knock his Egyptian coach out for takin him out Ibrahimoshit (thats what some Inter Milan fans call him , they just hating ) he''s ego is unbelieveably high


@ And no i dont study to be a nurse... I heard U so smart, you make smart ppl look average.. Whoever said beauty and brain dont come together was a fool

[First Lady]

LooL

I've heard ur so smart, u've made bill gates wonder????
Let alone talk about ur LOOKS...



We're kissing eachothers azz so much it aint even healty no' mo

[Beenaale_No1]

I know, it aint healthy,

U seen Dun around?? I think the fool got scared of me,... after all I hit him hard wit my Chelsea-diss..

[Newboy]

[quote="Beenaale_No1"]:lol: I know, it aint healthy,

U seen Dun around?? I think the fool got scared of me,... after all I hit him hard wit my Chelsea-diss.. [/quote]



chelsea- diss?? lol its about the gunners.

[immirgration_officer]

[quote="First Lady"]

On humbleness:
"I am like (Muhammad) Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it."



Top Joker[/quote]

im gona use dat line

[~Mensor~]

[quote="admin ."]How come you like Zlatan so much there are loads of better plays ?[/quote]

Kaka being one of them, shevhenko, Robhino, Adriano, etc etc the list is endless

hang on let me toss wayne rooney in there

[YunG_GuNNN]

Zlatans jewish

[ill-seed]

dude is arogant and a big mysoginist...


= babe magnet

the recipe...

[LilTrigger]

[quote="~Mensor~"][quote="admin ."]How come you like Zlatan so much there are loads of better plays ?[/quote]

Kaka being one of them, shevhenko, Robhino, Adriano, etc etc the list is endless

hang on let me toss wayne rooney in there [/quote]


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