/// UGLY DUCK \\\

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/// UGLY DUCK \\\

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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in
heaven. Don't step on the ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure
enough, there are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try
their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping
on a duck is to spend eternity with this ugly man!" The next day, the
second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter,
who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man.

He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained
for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on... very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains
them together without saying a word.

The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being with you for
all of eternity?"

And the guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a
duck."

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20 seconds that i'll never get back, thanks a lot bud. Mad Arrow
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man was gona floor u in dat kebablious next to mosque Laughing
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[quote="Ashlee"]20 seconds that i'll never get back, thanks a lot bud. Mad Arrow[/quote]

NO 1 ASKED U 2 READ DA TOPIC

ITS UR OWN FAULT 4 BEING A CURIOUS LIL HOE
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why don't you go and repent to father james for making this thread you child-abuse victim. Crying or Very sad

eight starts off by saying : "bless me,father,for I have sinned." then the father will drop a pencil and ask eight to bend-over and pick it..the rest, as they say, is history Arrow
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[quote="Ashlee"]why don't you go and repent to father james for making this thread you child-abuse victim. Crying or Very sad

eight starts off by saying : "bless me,father,for I have sinned." then the father will drop a pencil and ask eight to bend-over and pick it..the rest, as they say, is history Arrow[/quote]

IF U LIKE ME DIS MUCH

DEN JUS SAY DARLIN

DERS NO NEED 2 FOLLOW MY TOPICS AROUND

LIK SUM LOVE SICK PUPPY Arrow
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is that how long it took you to come up with an 'intelligent' response or were you busy with father james? two thumbs down bud. try again. Arrow
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[quote="Ashlee"]is that how long it took you to come up with an 'intelligent' response or were you busy with father james? two thumbs down bud. try again. Arrow[/quote]

WHO TOLD U 2 WAIT 4 A REPLY

ITS NOT MY FAULT U DECIDED 2

SIT DER AND PRESS DA REFRESH BUTTON

SUM CHIKS REALLY TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY Arrow
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Post by Ashlee »

wow, your english is starting to improve. keep reading my posts and memorizing my words and sentence structure. i'm glad i could be of service to you, but get back to servicing father james and brother luke. i must leave now, adios. Arrow
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[quote="Ashlee"]20 seconds that i'll never get back, thanks a lot bud. Mad Arrow[/quote]

LOLOLOLOLOL

I CANT BREATH

I CANT BREATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ALIEEEEEEEEE


TELL U THE TRUTH


WALLAHI ALL I READ WAS THREE WOMEN
I STOPPED
SCROLLED DOWN

AND SAW HOW MUCH HER WROTE

AND STOPPED LOLOLOLOL

TIME WASTING

B I T C H HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Mad
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Re: /// UGLY DUCK \\\

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[quote="Eigth"]Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in
heaven. Don't step on the ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure
enough, there are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try
their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping
on a duck is to spend eternity with this ugly man!" The next day, the
second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter,
who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man.

He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained
for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on... very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains
them together without saying a word.

The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being with you for
all of eternity?"

And the guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a
duck."

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing[/quote]



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[quote="sains_bury



LOOK AT URSELF Laughing I CANT BELIEVE I ACTUALLY BOTHERED TO SCROLL DOWN SLOWLY ALLOW IT Arrow
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