WHATS THE WORST THING UR PARENTS CAUGHT U ON

[sains_bury]

LOLOOLOL


MY PARENTS R SMART MAN



LOLOLOLOLOLOOOLL



THANK GOD I DNT DO HARAAM THINGS




BUT WEN EVA I DO SOMTHING GOOD


THEY NEVA C ME


WEN EVA I'M DOING SOMTHING BAD

THERE RIGHT THERE COMING OUT THE CAR LOLOL



DNT U SOME TIMES FEEL UR PARENTS HAVE C.C.TV AROUND


I MEAN



UR ALL THE WAY IN NORTH LONDON AND UR FROM SOUTH


THEY NEVA LEAVE THE ENDS

BUT AS SOON AS UR IN NXT ENDS


U BUMP INTO THEM LOLOL




WHAT HAVE U BEEN CAUGHT SLIPPIN ON

[STOMP_A_HO]

[@narchist Panther]

my pops caught me wankin da malawaax mixture...

[UnorthadoX_ChilD]

i came high as a motherfocker 1 day and i thought my mum would'nt know what was going on cos i was really hungry (u know i had the minchies afterwards) but she knew i was high and i had to tell her you know theres no point tryna lie to mummy so i confessed she did'nt get beats but i wish i did cos she did'nt speak to me for weeks that was soooooooo shyt

[Princess x]

^^^^ thatz a funny shit


got caught smokin green's wid few of my friendz in my room

[UnorthadoX_ChilD]

nah man i would never do that sh1t at home im not that focking crazy i came home high hoping my mum would not notice but that lady knows tooo much for my liking walahi she always catchs me out on sh1t

[immirgration_officer]

have police raid my house

[fagash_killer]

with my girfriend in bed

[UnorthadoX_ChilD]

what was soooooooo bad that you did in order for the police to have raided your house nad i thought my story was bad my mum would have told the police to keep me where ever they were taking me

[Princess x]

do wot i do init

add shisha n weed 2gether, it's wicked, knocks u straigh 2 sleep
they cant tell it's weed anywayz but perfum de room 2 still on de safe side

usually my crazy aunti smokes in my room so i do it wid her parents don't suspect it woz me

[Princess x]

[quote="Princess x"]do wot i do init

add shisha n weed 2gether, it's wicked, knocks u straight 2 sleep
they cant tell it's weed anywayz but perfum de room 2 still on de safe side

usually my crazy aunti smokes in my room so i do it wid her parents don't suspect it woz me[/quote]

[immirgration_officer]

[quote="UnorthadoX_ChilD"]what was soooooooo bad that you did in order for the police to have raided your house nad i thought my story was bad my mum would have told the police to keep me where ever they were taking me [/quote]


dont wanna talk about it


<<<< peeks out the window looking for police cars

[UnorthadoX_ChilD]

your mum allows shisha pots into your house plus i cant stand the sh1t walahi shisha stinks man the first time i tried it and my last i counld'nt walk home properly plus i had a focking stomach and head ache afterwards.................................................................................................fagash killer you bring girls back to your parents house now thats just wrong i mean do your sh!t somewhere else man

[Dirty_Goodz]

[quote="sains_bury"]:lol:

LOLOOLOL

BUT WEN EVA I DO SOMTHING GOOD


THEY NEVA C ME


WEN EVA I'M DOING SOMTHING BAD

THERE RIGHT THERE COMING OUT THE CAR LOLOL



[/quote]


i know what u mean still i was at a house party and i moved to 1 white sket and there was a house wedding or suin round the corner and my marge and anty and other tight family saw me with a drunk white sket

[UnorthadoX_ChilD]

ha ha ha

dirty goods that must of been hard to explain