GAME TO PLAY (SAUDI-VODKA) FOR SOMALINET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The_Don_of_djibouti]

A true story.

A Saudi, a Somali and a Yemeni have committed a crime this month in saudi arabia.

The Sharia (not the real one but the one that allow kings to drink vodka in makkah) will in fact sentence these thieves .

Now the game is:
Could you guess the sentences for each and every one of this thieves!!!!!!!!!!

It is open to everyone!!!!
The love associatiation of atheist could play as well.



Here is the original story:
http://www.arabnews.com/?page=1§ion ... m=4&y=2006

[Pablo Escobar]

Don

Let me guess sxb...

These ARAB faggots are going to behead the skinny and the YEMENI tuug gets sentenced to less than 6 months in prison?

[The_Don_of_djibouti]

What happen to the first one: the saudi geezer???

[Pablo Escobar]

[quote="The_Don_of_djibouti"]What happen to the first one: the saudi geezer???[/quote]



Yeah, I forgot about that bastard. 2 bil xabsi?

[cabas-]

the sad thing is the so called somali wadaads would suk on a saudi ceeb on the spot if they get the chance to do so
sad but true

[biko]

saudi will get a suspended sentence
yemeni couple of mouths
and a life sentence for the skinni

[salafi_student]

How come we never see don speaking ill against any other country except the Saudis?

Brother don be careful to not be like those who attack with their tongues and hands to the Muslims - especially when you accuse the people or the care takers of the Holy mosque.....my advice is hold your tongue it may lead to your destruction if its not in this world than it will certainly be in the here after.




your brother salafi_student

[gurey25]

Salafi

I feww weeks in Riyadh will do you good.

[gurey25]

Now guys just bear in mind that its not racism thats in play here.
Its who has the biggest Waasta.

Who knows maybe the Somali guy has better connections "Waasta" than both the saudi or the yemeni.

I know as a teenager i was arrested for assualt, we beat up some punks
and the cops jumped us.

anyways i only spent 24 hours in a holding cell, and even after sentecing in the court, i managed to get all my files "lost" and computer files Erased.


So all this never really happened officially, it was just a bad dream.

so you see it more to do with who you know, than what you are.

[Advocator]

[quote] So all this never really happened officially, it was just a bad dream.[/quote]

[The_Don_of_djibouti]

Brother salafe.

What have you uttered in here man?
The care taker of the holy mosque?
Is that what you said?


The custodian of the holy mosque (makkah and madina) the king of Saudi Arabia:
First of all who gave that title to fat ass king and sons of known alcoholic.

Salafee will you challenge me that the kings of Saudi Arabia and all those princes are anywhere near to an Islamic behaviour.
Will you let know to all somalinet members and those that visit here what the king of saudia (the vodka drinker) has done for islam:

According to our ulema (osma bin laden).
The king of Saudi Arabia have been out of Islamic fold long time.
They have wine and dine with the jews and American.
They have invited the Americans (those that pissed on the Koran, the word of allah) in the land our prophet.

Our prophet have specially ordered us in a hadith well known !!!
To chase any unbeliever from my land (the land of the prophet).
The king have insulted our prophet and shown the middle finger up to our prophet, when they have invited the Americans to piss the Koran in the peninsula of Mohamed (pbuh).

Saudi Arabia:
Where did you get that name from:
King Saud was a known alcohol drinker, none prayer and woman rapper.
Therefore the land of Saudi Arabia has been name after a vodka drinker.
Why they didn’t name after Mohamed and called Mohamed Arabia??

Huh tell me salafe?
Because Mohamed was not good enough but a vodka drinker is better.

The injustice against muslim in Saudi Arabia.
And the wickedness of princes in Saudi Arabia is amasing.
Makkah and madina do not belong to the vodka kingdom but the worldwide muslims.

And they have beheaded 6 somalis muslim men because they didn’t pay their taxi fare.


Who do you think allah is?
Do you think, you can fool allah salafee?
Do you believe in allah salafee???
Do you think allah is an arabe salafee?

[xoogSADE14]

TAKBIIR

ALLAHY AKBAR

[The_Don_of_djibouti]

Allah uu akbaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The_Don_of_djibouti]

Wallahee this people amaze me time after time.

What is going on in here, what happen to islam in saudi arabia.
What happen to makkah and madina.

Hortaah is islam still there in makaah and madina cos wallahee i don't understand.
Am i crasy or what:

People look at the following link please.
The very people (small country) that have insulted our prophet has been welcomed again with full honor to piss on the koran again in the kingdom of vodka.
And draw and mock our prophet again.
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/ ... BE88E5.htm

[avowedly-agnostic]

Don_of_djibouti I wish you would only do something about your horrendous and appalling grammar.

As a student of English literature, my lecturer would have my balls if I were ever to write in the same unspeakable way you've written.

I very much doubt judging from your lack of grammatical awareness, and your equally atrocious spelling that you even got as far as completing primary school (or kindergarten).

You're an absolute disgrace mate. You really ought to be ashamed of yourself.

I fully realise that SomaliNet isn’t grammar school, and there’s not much wrong with the occasional typographical error, but your writing ability (or rather the lack thereof) is really quite disturbing. I feel obliged to inform you my Islamist friend of this crucial matter or else I wouldn't be able to sleep with a clear conscience at night.

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Your loving comrade- avowedly-agnostic