If I Send My Sperm through Mail -Will my Wife get Pregnant?

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If I Send My Sperm through Mail -Will my Wife get Pregnant?

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My wife is in Kenya Africa, but I can't travel there every summer like this loosers, so I need to come up with a plan --my plan is to send my semen, sperm, or nuts through mail and my wife is suppose to drink it or do something in that order to get pregnant.
some people said that itsn't possible. so I tried to check this, and I send my semen to my friend in Kenya, it come two months later --so he said that its too hot and he thought it wasn't good -so he put it in the fridge--and his wife's mother who was visiting --drink it accidentlly -thinking that its garoor(bad milk)--and now he wants to kill me.
so is it possible and did u ever tried it?
and if its -how can I tell her --I never tell her this --I'm affriad she gonna go crazy on me --and request a divorce!
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Laughing Laughing Laughing, Do you truly accept that concept, I don't persume it's actually possible, The best method is to transverse it personally.
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Post by Gatspy »

"my plan is to send my semen, sperm, or nuts through mail"

mailing ur nuts is ur best option, go for it.
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Kramer


First grow some brain cells, second get past the puberty state of pimples, third get done with hugging your teddy bear in the night(No pun here i still hug my doll from way back lol) & last but certainly not least--take Biology/reproduction class. Okey habib????? Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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Kramer


First grow some brain cells, second get past the puberty state of pimples, third get done with hugging your teddy bear in the night(No pun here i still hug my doll from way back lol) & last but certainly not least--take Biology/reproduction class. Okey habib????? Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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^^

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainmen ... 897324.stm

this morning when i turned the tv on ^^ was on and you came to mind. but how disapointing it was to long on this morning and not find a post dedicated to your heroin.

are you finaly giving up on holywood stars!
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You are just sick.

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