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Afters months of calling my little cousins "americans " (they think its the worst thing you can say to them) one of the three, the youngest, tried to learn somali and has been...so he has been making fun of the older ones yesterday i wanted to share their fight ...


he said to me (imagine a chubby 5 year old very adorable..)

zaki: "walal sam is american she don't know somali, she not know isi, iidhiib that mean give me, she don't know ana leh, she american she not somali wallhi billahi"

sam: zaki im not american you idiot im from somali...

zaki: you american you baby...you don't speak somali.. you whitegirl (he heard me say that to hear..doesn't know what it means )

sam starts to cry ...we all know is she is acting..she wants to be "just like hillary duff form disney channel" as she puts it

i tell her to stop crying and act like a big girl...

she gets up and says to little kid "is this american you little baby" ...and punches him in the stomach...

he falls on the bed and she runs to the living room to grandmother (because he can beat her ass up)

so he gets up and says "i not want to be somali no more....i be american and bet her up"

that made my day wallhi

haa haa haa
my stomach hurts

you have no sence of humer

You got a focked up famaliy

What kind of names are Zaki and Sam? Whatever happened to somali names waryaa? Question, how come they don't speak somali when their parents are somali? Misa the old lady ayaa af engiriiska ku barato ciyaalka?

thank you blue.....im glad i could entertain you...


zaki is short for abdirizak
sam is short for samiya...

we always called them by that

war the mother does speak somali..but i mean not around them..dude i recently learned somali that well..couple of years ago....you can blame the parents and cartoon network


but some of my other cousins are reer mudug asil ah walle...

but im proud to say they do know their qabil thanks to me...

ask zaki wats your qabil and hell say i majeer-ten...oma mahamed (omar muxamud)

ask zaki what are you after cumar mohmoud. But you shouldn't tell kids their qabiil. I just learned my qabiil 1 and 2 months ago

wa nin cigale ah waryaa qarabso....im told them because this little girl showed off to them infornt of many people..recieting her abtris....and saying she is marexaan then reer diini then reer dalal and so on.....i can let her do that to my favorite cousins...the next day....they presented their qabils and were awarded with a trip to old country buffet (seriously)

you mean reer faraax shirwac cigale

Anyhow I loved old country buffet whenI went to visit some cousins in VA. I remember another buffet in the VA area with some delicious pecan piesssssssssssssssss

so u have cousins who can't speak somali and u go to cheap buffets....hmm..so far, i don't like you...are u mareexaan by any chance?

reer xersi farax shirwac cigale to be exact

lionheart....do you want to take me out to a expensive buffet then and im soo sad i haven't got your approvel yet

sade...looooooool...my approval?

I dont go to buffets...buffets are for fat- asses with overeating disorder.

I will take you to a expensive restaurant that charges $100 for 3 ounce steak.

steak?? dude im a vegatarian.... your not going to second base with that sh*t work on your game abti

so your sister married a reer hersi?

accudubilah...i said my cousins not nephews...my dads sis married him...

my sister (the only one) will marry a marexaan man...walle inaan la igu daheynin "ABTI KALAY" and if you don't know what i mean sorry...

obviously I understand somali. But was your dad disapointed that your eedo married a mahbar