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1. English
Throws away the cup of coffee and leaves the cafeteria

2. American
Removes the fly and continues to drink his coffee

3. Chinese
Eats the fly and throws away the coffee

4. Surrounded Palestinian
Drinks the coffee along with the fly

5. Scottish
Grabs the fly and chokes it screaming: "Spit out my coffee!!!"

6. Israeli
a. Sells the coffee to the American and the fly to the Chinaman

b. Protests that his personal security is at risk

c. Insists that the Palestinians are throwing flies in the coffee

d. Accuses Syria and Iran that they harbor Weapons of Mass Insects

e. Connects the fly to terrorism, human rights, antisemitism, the holocaust, the Exodus.

f. Orders Arafat to immediately stop all flies from droping into his coffee

g. Demands stronger military aid from the American

h. Asks the American for a 100 billion dollar loan, payable throughout a 100 yr period for the purchase of a new cup of coffee

i. Demands lifelong free coffee servings from the cafeteria as compensation

7. Greek
Bitch-slaps his wife and goes over to his mother's to have a decent cup of coffee

hil ari ous

especially the israeli