Biography of A Hypocrite!

[Basra-]

Who is Kambuli? A brief Biography of this mysterious, English, impaired individual. For as long as the forum memory retrieval is concerned—Kambuli hit the forum with a splash of her Somalinism. BY that I mean—her knowledge of the Qaat consumption was evident in the following post. (August, 5th 2005) This begs the Question--is she a proud secret Qaat chewer???? She writes....

‘For those of you who do not know what qaat is, here is Abwan Abshir Bacadle's poem and if you can't read or comprehend Somali-language then tough luck!


Abshir nur Faarax (Bacadle)
Qorya raamso quudkana yaree qaadow adigaa leh
Boqolaal qorshoo wada qabya ah qaadow adigaa le “

Kambuli immeadiately strikes out to us as this Somali culture loving camel, with a penchant to write Somali & a disability to articulate in the future language, English. Kambuli was born in Celgaabo- in 1955 or less—given that her records would not be available due to the geography of her Baadiye district. We know that she never travels out of her home that much nor is she exactly social. Her tell tale clue was when she made an entire topic about her attendance in a Somali wedding. ‘Aroos Aaan Xalay Tegey’ In which Sexy Kitten’s & Screw were legitimately curios & asked Kambuli- ‘Was that your first time attending a Somali wedding?’ Kambuli naturally denied & insisted that it was not. Obviously, this indicates she was ‘new’ to Somali weddings & how can that be for one so very mind oriented in the Somali culture & affairs? One will only conclude Kambuli was in fact a flight 13- possibly refugee # 169—date of birth-01-01-1955.



My first encounter with this weird character was back in August 5th under the topic ‘Can you watch the same movie, again & again’?? In which I condemned her for liking the movie ‘The Terminal’. Her response was,,,,



‘People are different. You are not me and I am not you. So if you can wacth a certain movie again and again why can't I ? The question was, "can you watch a movie again and again?" Waxaa caynba cayn looga dhigey ha is cajebiyeene!!!

Movies tells a lot about people & this Tom hanks movie told a lot about Kambuli. It shows she can see Tom Hanks in a sexy way--something that is as revolting as her English accent no doubt!—Hanks was the leading man this movie. Naturally, I was shocked & everyone reading this Biography will have to concur I was right to do so. Anyway her response indicates a calm, sense of anger maintained in total control. Her calmness so much is similar with other characters I have encountered here such as Gamadid, Cawar….etc etc


On later times—she accuses me of countless time for thinking ‘ I am all that’ & that I praise myself too much. (Basra,

Adna waxaa ku diley sidaad isaga dhigeysey wax cirka kasoo dhacay.) I am not denying to this crime, but I am also not saying the accuser is completely innocent of this crime herself. Although, I admit I do that—she will not. When asked if she was a poet by her lavish intoxication in old Somali poetry & all---Kambuli discreetly & cunningly praises herself with a style not known to the naked ears or eyes.


‘I am not a poet, laakiin waan turtaa wax u eg gabay’ (September 2nd)


She clearly, skillfully tells us she is a poet. Kambuli is such a hypocrite was later faced vehemently with this accusation later in 2006 about her secret qabilist attitudes. She denied it with assertions that her post was distorted. That everyone know its a clear panic defence mechanism.She cried & cried & cried of course---but we all know how much this brute is a hypocrite & always condemn what in fact –she is!

Biography by a prejudiced Historian.

[COOL-MAN]

jealousy is not good for the heart basra. it finishes your hasaanad with worser speed than the bush fires. gabadha iskadaa hadhabanine cajuuzo yahey!

[biko]

and the slander against kambuli gos on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on..........

[Nabeela]

You have too much time on your hands nayaa.


For the record i haven't read a single word.

[BLUE RUSH]

Basra gone crazy (if thats possible )

didn't read a word..!!

didn't have any Emoticons... so it looked boring ..!!

besra boring is that possible..!!

[biko]

blu rush

your right! for the first time basra hasnt used emoticons...

walaahi this strange...am thinking she might be serious about this post.

i wonder what happened between her and kambuli.

[Basra-]

LOL@Blue


Good observation there! Well Biography is supposed to be a serious writing.That a new horizon that i am walking on.You can't be humorous 24/7@looool

[BLUE RUSH]

i think they had a lover twist '' ''..!!

i knew that basra was a strange child..!!

but i always though kambuli was wiser..!!

basra when it comes to you i am always a clear observer ..!!

Oi nayaa, seriously being serious don't suit you
we want the reall you well the real ''basra''anyway

[Basra-]

Blue

Will it be a fair assumption to say-u are obsessed with moi just as much i am obsessed with Kambuli???



No i have nothing against my Ceedo in law. She fascinates me. She cracks me up also--with her usual stupid self. Also adorable yet complicated & mysteriously bizarre.Kambuli is out of the ordinary.


PS: Blue---stop stalking me!

[BLUE RUSH]

am not obssesed i just observe you alot ..!! (wat the heak, ok i stalk you )


forget kambuie stalk me i want you.. stalk me please pretty please macan..i love you

''She fascinates me.''

am worrid here are you a lemon , you shouldn't be saying that about a woman, nayaahi

[Basra-]

'am worrid here are you a lemon' LOOOOL Kiir iyoo kuut!

[BLUE RUSH]

^^^^^ if only i knew wat that meant ..!!

[Gogarad]

Calooley,

Weegba qofbaad saaran tahaay ee..ma weegi Kambuuliba ayamahaan? lol..

[Dicemoney]

this Basra character is hilarious

[Basra-]

Dicemoney@lool


Why thank you dear-- u are so sweet.