if ur husband

Miss_Mali · Post by **Miss_Mali** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:04 am

what if one day at home u was going tru da same old daily routine...doing ur thing getting da caasho ready you wear ur sexy red dirac and catarka baad isku shubtey like no tomorro because the husband is cumming back from a family trip to africa.... he comes homes kisses you... and as you are ready to serve him cashoo he lookz at you with a guilty look and tells you.... "i got married!"

A) would you act like u didnt hear him and serve him his food..
B) would u start yelling like what da %%%%% and throw da plate at his face...

or

C) (my personnel favourite) laugh and tell him lets go to da bedroom im sexually frustrated then cut da light of... chop of his muddafaking d.ick put it in da blender and make him drink it for juice...

????? Confused

YaYa-Eva · Post by **YaYa-Eva** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:09 am

C sounds like a good choice to me dear.

I'll make sure i put his d!ck in a frame in the living room so people can see it.Plus i'll make a copy of his d!ck and fedx that shit to the wh.ore he tried to him..

Pure_Soul · Post by **Pure_Soul** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:11 am

LAAAAAAAAAATA LAST 1 OFF COURSE ILL POKE HIS EYES OUT 2...........SO DAT HE CN NEVA LOOK AT NO1 AGAIN

Say_what1 · Post by **Say_what1** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:49 pm

Lol Miss Mali I love ya Laughing

If I was your husband you should congratulate me, Not chop of my blessed parts. Laughing

YaYa-Eva · Post by **YaYa-Eva** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:53 pm

^Your bless part should only stay in one lady bless part.You dont need another lady bless part ,when you got a sweet one at home.

curious_gurl · Post by **curious_gurl** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:53 pm

lool i would be like safee u kno were de door is and a divorce would cum through soon

young_saiyan · Post by **young_saiyan** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:57 pm

I would do neither:

I would beat him up for sometime, find out where the bitch lives, go there and whoop her ass. The only reason my mans wit her is coz she went off and showed her booty.

$un$hine · Post by **$un$hine** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:39 pm

I'd pack his bags and tell him to..

HIT THE ROAD JACK!! Laughing

Miss_Mali · Post by **Miss_Mali** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:43 pm

say what i loff yah 2

but if u tried to do da id styll chop ur bits off...

^^^im laughing da replies... yall giving me jokes

Dicemoney · Post by **Dicemoney** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:05 pm

I was reading The daily mail wedsday and this Yahuudy married 7 females they all live in the same house and he even got kids by all of them and they live in east londen aint that a freak every night a big orgy

Laughing

~ Scouser ~ · Post by **~ Scouser ~** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:10 pm

Huunti I Will Do A, Coz Revenge Is Sweet Just Plan The Worst Punishment Then Wam Lay It On That Pr!ck Very Happy

Buzzy B_00 · Post by **Buzzy B_00** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:05 am

[quote="curious_gurl"]lool i would be like safee u kno were de door is and a divorce would cum through soon[/quote]

i would do the same, but i'll also run off with the kids, and all his bank cards and then go shopping Razz

SLIM-THUG · Post by **SLIM-THUG** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:20 am

I WOULD NEVA DO THAT TO MY WIFE .B Surprised

AND I HEARD 3 IS CROWD Laughing

Mizzy_Xclusive · Post by **Mizzy_Xclusive** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:31 am

i'll be calling my whole fam to work him till he camt walk no more

den get da divource

Twisted Evil

Buzzy B_00 · Post by **Buzzy B_00** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:33 am

SLIM-THUG- that is ture, 3 is a crowd

But what can i say guys always want more, then they already have..... or is that girls???