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if ur husband

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:04 am
by Miss_Mali
what if one day at home u was going tru da same old daily routine...doing ur thing getting da caasho ready you wear ur sexy red dirac and catarka baad isku shubtey like no tomorro because the husband is cumming back from a family trip to africa.... he comes homes kisses you... and as you are ready to serve him cashoo he lookz at you with a guilty look and tells you.... "i got married!"


A) would you act like u didnt hear him and serve him his food..
B) would u start yelling like what da %%%%% and throw da plate at his face...

or

C) (my personnel favourite) laugh and tell him lets go to da bedroom im sexually frustrated then cut da light of... chop of his muddafaking d.ick put it in da blender and make him drink it for juice...


????? Confused

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:09 am
by YaYa-Eva
C sounds like a good choice to me dear.

I'll make sure i put his d!ck in a frame in the living room so people can see it.Plus i'll make a copy of his d!ck and fedx that shit to the wh.ore he tried to him..

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:11 am
by Pure_Soul
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

LAAAAAAAAAATA LAST 1 OFF COURSE ILL POKE HIS EYES OUT 2...........SO DAT HE CN NEVA LOOK AT NO1 AGAIN

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:49 pm
by Say_what1
Lol Miss Mali I love ya Laughing

If I was your husband you should congratulate me, Not chop of my blessed parts. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:53 pm
by YaYa-Eva
^Your bless part should only stay in one lady bless part.You dont need another lady bless part ,when you got a sweet one at home.

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:53 pm
by curious_gurl
lool i would be like safee u kno were de door is and a divorce would cum through soon

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:57 pm
by young_saiyan
I would do neither:

I would beat him up for sometime, find out where the bitch lives, go there and whoop her ass. The only reason my mans wit her is coz she went off and showed her booty.

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:39 pm
by $un$hine
I'd pack his bags and tell him to..

HIT THE ROAD JACK!! Laughing Laughing Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:43 pm
by Miss_Mali
say what i loff yah 2 Laughing but if u tried to do da id styll chop ur bits off... Laughing

^^^im laughing da replies... yall giving me jokes Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:05 pm
by Dicemoney
I was reading The daily mail wedsday and this Yahuudy married 7 females they all live in the same house and he even got kids by all of them and they live in east londen aint that a freak every night a big orgy

Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:10 pm
by ~ Scouser ~
Huunti I Will Do A, Coz Revenge Is Sweet Just Plan The Worst Punishment Then Wam Lay It On That Pr!ck Very Happy

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:05 am
by Buzzy B_00
[quote="curious_gurl"]lool i would be like safee u kno were de door is and a divorce would cum through soon[/quote]

i would do the same, but i'll also run off with the kids, and all his bank cards and then go shopping Razz

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:20 am
by SLIM-THUG
I WOULD NEVA DO THAT TO MY WIFE .B Surprised

AND I HEARD 3 IS CROWD Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:31 am
by Mizzy_Xclusive
i'll be calling my whole fam to work him till he camt walk no more

den get da divource

Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:33 am
by Buzzy B_00
SLIM-THUG- that is ture, 3 is a crowd

But what can i say guys always want more, then they already have..... or is that girls???