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A Joke

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Typical Male

A women in a coma, been in it for 6 months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough
there was a small recognizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what had happened, telling him "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of her coma". The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtain for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the women's monitor was flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
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Post by Nabeela »

That is soooo typical! My gosh Im laughing tears!!

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Post by Grant »

Mr. Green rotflmao up
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Post by LionHeart-112 »

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

That was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnnnny...
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