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Safety and health measures!

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:12 am
by same
Safety measures:-

Wearing loose clothes can bring you in work accident.

Lowering your gaze can bring you in traffic accident.

Washing your nose by inhaling water “istinshaaq” can cause a brain damage.

Sniffing the carpet can make you ill.

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:14 am
by PETERCROUCH
In that case I think I should get rid of the ipod.

better to be safe than sorry Arrow

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:16 am
by LionHeart-112
Wearing tight or skimpy clothes can bring unwanted attention & rape

Starring and looking at people can get you slapped or walk into a pole/wall

Not washing your nose results in big buggers and bad smell

who sniffs carpets anyway? You are supposed to put your forehead, not nostril on the carpet....


Now, let's talk about something you are known for: being stupid...

that can get you embarrased! Like right now.

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:29 am
by same
Laughing LionHeart-112

.... and washing your genitals several times a day can .....

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:31 am
by PETERCROUCH
same you dumb twat

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:32 am
by LionHeart-112
Instead of spending every waking hour thinking about how to belittle or destroy Islam, if you learned the true message of Islam, you wouldn't be as dull and retarded as you sound in this thread..

Oh, also, try and get a sense of humor...

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:43 am
by kambuli
Same,

How can you joke about the wudu? Sad Be carefull walaal.

Walaahay waan wis wisaa markaan ka fekero, qof #1 ama #2 soo sameeyey oo haddana aan iska dhiqin. Uf how do they live Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:55 am
by LionHeart-112
kambuli...maxaa ku daaray horta adiga? Same waa kaafir..waa Dhuusa dheere.

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:59 am
by kambuli
Lion, Sad walaahay,

I did not know.. Ma qolada aan saxarada iska dhiqin baa? Ma ogeyn
Thanks.

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:02 am
by LionHeart-112
kambuli..yes..same waaa DD=SomaliLight=avowedly-agnostic

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:02 am
by same
LionHeart-112,
Naga xishood deris baannu ahayne.

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:21 am
by LionHeart-112
orodoo is dil...nacalad baa tahay.