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guranteed to make u laugh!

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:19 pm
by Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah
April 14, 2006
Man Kills Girlfriend For Refusing To Warm Up Sandwiches
Walter S. Fordyce, 58, of Uniontown, Pennsylvania is being held in custody for killing his live-in girlfriend when she refused to warm up sandwiches for him. Mary McCann, 58, was killed after Fordyce threw a microwave at her and fatally beat her to death. The two began arguing after McCann refused to warm up the sandwiches after which Fordyce knocked McCann to the floor and threw a microwave on her chest. He then stomped repeatedly on her chest until she lost consciousness. Fordyce said he didn't mean to kill McCann and that it was an accident.

After attacking McCann, Fordyce ran to a neighbor's house to call 911 but returned back to his home after he couldn't find his neighbor. He then drank a beer and went to another neighbor's house and called 911. Autopsy results aren't currently available. Fordyce is being held without bond, and is being charged with criminal homicide.

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:22 pm
by Advocator
you beeeb loosers hows that funny...............get the beeeeb out of here you punk beeeb.

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:25 pm
by Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah
Advocator Is On Your Ignore List.
i guess some1 in ur childhood lobbed a microwave at u

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:30 pm
by Mizzy_Xclusive
u said

wallahi

i aint laughin

u got dembi for dat

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:32 pm
by mizzy-crunk
AFTER THE FIRST 2 LINES

HUUUUURDO

Rolling Eyes

DEMBI FASHO

Arrow

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:32 pm
by Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah
who said wallahi? Confused

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:33 pm
by mizzy-crunk
Laughing Laughing Laughing EDITED 1 TIME

SAYZ ENUFF Laughing Laughing Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:35 pm
by Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah
u got me there negro Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:37 pm
by Mizzy_Xclusive
tryna fool us

ALLAH CAN SEE EVERYFING

FOOL

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:39 pm
by mizzy-crunk
Laughing Laughing

HELL CHYEA I GOT U DERE

I AINT DUMB Wink

XCLUSIVE NOW WATCH HIM SAY WALAHI I AINT EDIT Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:42 pm
by Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah
[quote="mizzy-crunk"]:lol: Laughing

HELL CHYEA I GOT U DERE

I AINT DUMB Wink

XCLUSIVE NOW WATCH HIM SAY WALAHI I AINT EDIT Laughing[/quote]
Crying or Very sad Laughing Arrow