Funniest thing happend today to me..........................

[Unclebin]

So after finishing my 4th of five exam, I was just thinking about how to relax. So Me and My younger brother decided too go out to a classy restaurant......MC Donalds So anyhow when we went their the lineup was pretty long and considering the wait time we were pretty anxious to jump on too any avialable line. SO one spot opened up and my younger brother proceded to it too make his order. As he was about to order there was the freakish honky tonk of a fat white man who disturbingly asked my brother why was he infront of his order. So my brother apologized and the man too his bag of McDee's and proceded to leave. Or atleast we thought he had.


He turned back in a fury of anger and said and I quote " What the fukk are you doing there". My brother being the passive dude he is said ahhh, OHHH I........ Then I jumped in do defend my brother by saying "do you fukking have a problem" to this beastly and presumably drunk dude who looked about late forties early fifties ish.

He went into this jibber jabber BS and I thought that was the last of it. But this next white dude who had his daughter with him said " Don't swear in fron tof my daughter". Already heated I explained " Did you here what he said". Then the fat 40-50ish white beast came back and said NIGGER I'll kill you. I was bedazzled but considering this is toronto and not alabama and that the majority of the people were ethnic minorities and a good Chunk of my Jamaican brada's I called him a CRACKER, and a FUKKING CRACKER at that.

SO this exchange went back and forth of Nigger-Cracker for a while then a crowd started to build up. So the dude being the half drunk he said that "I will kill you NIGGER". At that point I could no longer take this verbal harassment and I did what any SOMALI would do.......... I kicked some white ass. I proceded too throw him in to a wall then I threw him onto the ground were he spilt his drink and dropped his food. Then for good measure with some white on grey polo kicks I kicked him straight in the face I walked to my car avoidingly, thinking that I was in deep shit with the BOYDEM/POPO/RED STRIPES/COPS My brother being the passifict he is, was walking ever so slowly outta the mcdonalds back to the car thinking that Nothing had happened while I was in a fit of rage and panic.

Long story short Wallahi for all you gaalo cadaans thinking I'm a nigger and not a nigga remember a footprint on your face is not too far away

[Advocator]

I swear White Supermist Are Pusssy's.........One day we had messed around and ended up in a Ariyan Race Party in the outskirts of San Diego, the whole park (something like 200 people) suddenly dropped quit and rushed us (32 aryan males).......We ran to our car and grabbed baseball bats and anything in self defense, we manage to keep them away from us while we got in the car, we speeded like craazy, until we out ran them.

The second day we called the local (Ciyaal 40) A somali drunks who are deepo size and used to kill back in somalia, We went back there, and started the same sh!t, This time we had the advantage, and wept thier asses like whoah.

Suddenly, a truck full of skin heads with riffles and Pistols appeared out of nowhere, Me and My friend started praying cuz, we thought that would be our last day............The Ciyaal 40, who lost a memeber like a month back to the mexican drug runners, they where arm to the teeth, simply they opened their trunk and popped out several sawed off shot guns.

The skin heads came and started to opologize to the 40's and said they didnt want trouble, they even phoned their uncles (the Sherrif not to mess with us during our way back)


I learned two think that day, never ever pick a fight in the outskirts of the city for the state doesnt control it

and never ever fuk with ciyaal 40, I realised they were dangeroues son's of ciyaal faa'cali in Xamar.

[Unclebin]

[quote]The second day we called the local (Ciyaal 40) A somali drunks who are deepo size and used to kill back in somalia, We went back there, and started the same sh!t, This time we had the advantage, and wept thier asses like whoah.[/quote]

[Xplosive]

Stop lying to urself dude.. u prolly got stomped the fock out

Kulahaa I kicked em in the face.. Woogie Boogie neeggerr

[ERROR]

unclebin, legally, u r @ fault. If such a fight escalates and the cops show up, u'd be the one who started the physical thing. As a somali brother, I am telling u not to ever start a physical fight. That can lead to a criminal conviction which can basically ruin your life. Beating a drunken dude may seem fun for a short time but...

The first thing u need to know is to never hit some1 1st.

ER

[Unclebin]

FUKK U Xplosive. Wallahi I stomped on this white racist and it felt great, Just greeeeeeeeeeeeat To many chapelle references in this thread But wallahi a Timb boot woulda been better then some floppy polo tennis kicks. I shoulda wore timbs and said they shooting ah made you look and then paused and said thats the way you get timberland up


ERROR

Thanks for the advice but you gotta realize this is CANADA and toronto specifically I had a bunch of witnesses their who could attest to him threatening the life of my brother and I. Which atleast in my understanding would call for an ass whopping No need for thatlegal mumbo jumble, this is the streets of hard knocks.

[Mowhawk]

Hello cyber tough guy-my mounted police friend. What is the big deal? Even my grandmum can knock off a drunk fat guy.

The only time I have been in trouble was when we (me, Maoris, Aborigines, a couple of Anglo Auzzies) had a big fight with a bunch of skinheads, a place not far from our school. The judge was a nice old guy, and I got off with a warning and never since that day have I been in trouble with the law. The more I get older, the more I sing, "no more trouble".

[Unclebin]

HAHAHAHA. The moral of the sory was and continues to be I DON'T play to racist sediments. I woulda smashed him if he was drunk, not drunk, high, fat, tall, somali your uncle caynanshe whatever


What a diverse group of friends. I guess you used the white guys as a we say here in North America as "TOKENS". For if you went to the judge as a skinny somali, with just a bunch of Aboriginal and ethnic minorty friends you woulda been toast. Hast la vista schwarzenegger style


GOT TO SLEEP. TALK TO YOU LATER MY CROUNCHING SKINNY HIDDEN ABDI FRIEND

[DamallaXagare]

Mawhwk, I was following the story when the Arabs of Lebanon origin collided with the Red Necks. Has there been any other conflict in retaliation ?


I think these Ultra-Nationalist whites feel threatened by the influx of immigrants and have this false consciousness that they, the land taken from Natives and Aborigines belongs to them.

We all came here as Immigrants as my Professor once professed in front of us students, majority of whom were whites, upon a small discussion of topic lecture. Several of them sitting beside me exchanged glances of surprise of the words of the Professors.


My suggestion is Take everything easy and avoid all conflicts that has to do with racism. We people of color, be them Arabs, Africans, or Indians, have this concept of political and economic discontent, which the Racist exploit and manipulate only to make our lives miserable. But i am sure if you sarcastically reason with them before resorting to voilence or not quid pro quo insults, you will always win.

[LionHeart-112]

I'm so sorry you can't go back to your favorite "classy' restauarant..Maybe you can go to Jim Hortons from now on.

[Mowhawk]

DamallaXagare

Are you talking about what happened in the Connula riots in Sydney between the Lebos and the Red-necks? Things have settled down and apologies were exchanged VIA t.v cameras. I don't like the attitude of both groups. You should have seen 3 white cops belting the white boys to defend a lebo guy.

Once, I was travelling on the train when two drunk redneck guys started hassling a couple of Vietnamese girls in my carriage. I told the girls to come over and sit the seats close to me, then they started making threats and insults about me and the girls. And before i knew it, 4 white strangers young dudes started belting the shit out of them, while their other friends tipped the cops who were waiting for them at the next station.

Uncle Binni

Who is Aynaashe? No two of the white dudes got a community service sentence. The judge was a jewish Australian guy.

[DamallaXagare]

Yeah you get it. Majority of whites are very humble and social. Saxib, in my city, we don't have such incidences like what happened to that Asian Girl in the Bus.

The country with the least diverse culture is the least tolerant.

[Unclebin]

LION

I guess "JIM HORTONS" as you said is the next step up for me

Mo

Caynanshe is some random somali name I made up you know atheer NANSH. Anyhow its always good to have a jewish judge or someone in law profession. We had a jewish lawyer as our representative for good ol' qaxootinimo claims in the 90's

[LionHeart-112]

I heard Jim Hortons has the best coffee in Canada..is that true? better than Starbucks?

[Unclebin]

I haven't had the oppurtunity to visit starbucks eveeer But from what I understand Jim hortons coffee is reliable, quite tasty and 16 times cheaper. While Starbucks is extremely expensive, probably better variety and you can get a triple mocha frappucino deluxe while at "Jimmies" you can only get a coffee (which I donnt drink because Ive never drunk it ever) or hot chocolate, french vanilla and some english toffe crap.


But overall I would go to Jimmies more often in Toronto because starbuck's are like in the handful size and only in the down town core or atleast I thnik and Jimmies literally have two within a 1/12 minute walk from each other.