Can Someone teach me how to seduce (shukaansi) SOMALIGIRL

Homer Simpso · Post by **Homer Simpso** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:02 am

I got my eye on a beautiful somali lady-- I want to talk her and ask her out but I have realized (after a quick lecture from my father) that Somalis have a different way of seduction or asking out!!!.. it can be seen disrespecful if you aska gurl out!!!.. what about if she says 'what do you think I am a ho'?.. what would I say!!!
I only know how to ask a Chineese, Thai,k Malaysian out!!! or American but somali culture is unique..... this is gonna be my first somali girl I would be dating if she says yes..... I hope my Bantu dintince will not be a problem hahhaha!!!.. but yeah can someone give me some tips please... I really like this gurl, I want to ask her out!!.. shall I go to her parents first?.. shall I go straight to her and tell her my feelings?.... what shall I do?

DamallaXagare · Post by **DamallaXagare** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:05 am

Didn't you claim that you were Hawiye?

LilTrigger · Post by **LilTrigger** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:07 am

Shall i give you Trigger Game

Under Taker. · Post by **Under Taker.** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:08 am

'seduction' Laughing

i am not sure if u would want to 'seduce' her thru her parents Laughing

anyway seriously, talk to her first. how she responds strongly depends on her personlaity.

Homer Simpso · Post by **Homer Simpso** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:10 am

Trigger.. please pass the tips this way yeah...

Under... yes but I dont screw it up!!! I am scared man!!!.. I want assess all the option open to me and decide for the best... this is one time chance in a lifetime... I think she likes me as well... I have getting some vibe from her!!!... shall I call her and ask her out, or shall I do it face-to-face?.... what is wrong with going to her parents and telling them I am intereseted in their daughter!!

LaDy-Qac · Post by **LaDy-Qac** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:16 am

Under Taker. · Post by **Under Taker.** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:18 am

her parents would probably break you heart by refusing but not before they break your bantu descendant bones. then they would pack up and migrate with their daughter for fear of attracting anymore Laughing

DamallaXagare · Post by **DamallaXagare** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:27 am

Though you don't deserve my tips for the aspersions you hold against ??, I will be a king.

Unless you have that heavy African accent , which is hard to get rid of by some people due to bigger jaws and teeth like that of an elephant, you can pretend to be African American.

The only way she will accept you being a Bantu. Don't claim to be Somali Laughing

Homer Simpso · Post by **Homer Simpso** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:31 am

hahaha.. I want to claim Im a Bantu.. there is nothing wrong with it!!!... you guyz are juts being silly.. hahaha, I just asked for tipz of how to ask her out .. but ur disgracing my ethnicity!!!.. come on guys.. you can do better than that!!!... I will wear Macawiis, Koofi Barawaani and will face the father!!!.. we will see if he refuses me!!!.. .

Under Taker. · Post by **Under Taker.** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:44 am

maybe her father will accept u. but then she would then probably kick ur ass for going to him first. after all it is the 21st century Very Happy

Homer Simpso · Post by **Homer Simpso** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:47 am

yeah... so what shall I do man.. its serious.. dont mess around me.. just gimme some tips man.. or your just like me-- u have no freaking idea what you would do

Under Taker. · Post by **Under Taker.** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:53 am

ok. here is my advice, talk to the girl. and what ever u do, do not ask 4 her number the first time you talk 2 her. unless of course u guys hit it off and if u do, dont put any pressure on the number issue. if she refuses to give u hers Crying or Very sad

then offer her ur number.

Homer Simpso · Post by **Homer Simpso** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:01 am

I have her number my friend!!!.. I got it.. she gave it to me but the purpose wasnot to call her for a date!!!!... she's just gave me for some other reason.... I want to ask her what.. that is the issue...

Under Taker. · Post by **Under Taker.** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:04 am

homer. i have come 2 a conclusion. u already know what 2 do and how 2 do it but ur just 2 much of a chicken2 do it Very Happy

hey-loser · Post by **hey-loser** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:09 am

Homer if your involved with typical reer magaal somali girl just act like a ugly azz jamacian since you already have the features of one Laughing

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Can Someone teach me how to seduce (shukaansi) SOMALIGIRL

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