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2pac is alivee!!!

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Do you believe in aliens or don't you? From now on, this question is outdated. I always felt they existed. Don't you remember, a short time ago, you were laying in your bed in the dark, and then suddenly you saw two eyes in front of you. You thought it was a dream, huh? It's not. It's now proven: aliens do exist! Here are the proofs.

Elvis is not dead

I saw him a few weeks ago on the market and he told me he was kidnapped by some aliens, who took him to their planet. But they did some weird stuff with his brain (but I couldn't understand what) and now he forgot most of it, that's a pitty. But he managed to escape and now he's back on earth!

The problem was that nobody recognized him (he looked like a tramp and smelled a bit) and that he had no money. That's why he asked me to take a shower at my home (Elvis Presley took a shower at my place! What an honour!) and to give him some money to buy an airplane ticket to return to the States. BTW did you know that a ticket from Belgium to New York is worth 2000$ ?

That's a lot of money, but he assured me that he would repay me back including a "small" reward (he wasn't very clear about this, but I understood 10% of all his money) and he would let me stay at his place. And then he went away with the money, and from then on he didn't contact me. But my waiting won't be long, as he said he would send the money quick.

That's my first proof. And remember, Elvis Presley is not dead, he was kidnapped by aliens and he took a shower at my place!
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That nigga is dead as in DEAD.....................He's what you call maggot food
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He aint dead!!!

He's right beside me!! Cool
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is it
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It is wat it is! Cool
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masakin they wish he was alive Crying or Very sad
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I KNOWWWW

HE AINT DEAD WALLEE

I HURD HES WIT BIN LADEN HIDING SUMWHUR IN XAMAR

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DAS SOO BEEN

DEE DEEL ANIGA MA AGAAN BEENTA NAGA DHAAF MAN

HOLLA BACK XCLUSIVE ANAA WASO !!!
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