15 Mistakes women make when having sex...........
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 12:35 pm
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gals do u agree wif da boys let me know dee!!!
15 Mistakes women make when having sex: (according to men)
1. BEING PASSIVE - Don't let him undress you
and himself. Just help him a little bit: like
making the first step. Just because we are
men it doesn't mean that we must do all the job.
2. WEARING JEANS OR TIGHT PANTS - It takes time to take off these
kind of clothes. Every second counts. Remember one thing:the more
time you got, the more rounds you got, and the more rounds you got
the more satisfied you get.
3. GOING DOWN HALFWAY - Once you start going
down, don't stop at the belly button, keep going or
just don't go past the neck at all.
4. CHOCKING HIS CHICKEN - Men feel pain, we are not as tough as
you think. No man has a leather magic stick. You got to be smooth with the ceeb. Pulling it too hard doesn't make us feel horny, it hurts even though we don't tell you.
5. LICKING HIS EAR TOO MUCH - It's just the same as a dog licking
a bitches ass.
6. MOANING LIKE A RUNNER THAT NEEDS AIR -
Better moan with style girls
cause men love to make
fun of girls who can't moan like movie stars. Try
not to make much noise when you exhale.
7. SCRATCHING HIS BACK - We don't need no
autographs, girls. It does not feel good at all. Depend on the
length of nail and how deep you dig them in our backs so keep your
nails in you pockets please. If you feel the need to scratch a
boys back, either grip the hell out of the sheets or the
headboard.
8. LETTING YOUR HAIR FALL IN HIS FACE - Men need air, they breath.
9. JUMPING ON HIPS TO HARD - A man is not a
horse so please take it easy unless you got a big
booty to take care of the landing.
10. SCREAMING TO LOUD WHEN YOU CUM - Are you crazy? Do you want us
to get caught by your parents? Or do you just love seeing me jump
through the window butt naked.
11. KEEP YORSELF CLEAN! - Everyone knows that fish is the smell. But
we don't have to be smelling it when you take your panties off.
Please warn us if you ha! ven't freshened up. And nobody wants to
suck on salty dirty titties. M en aren't the only ones who sweat.
And we sure don't want you smellin like you work at a fish market
either. Make sure your ass is clean!!! No man wants to eat off a
dirty plate.
12. MAKE SURE YOUR FEET ARE IN CHECK - Every man has a certain
turn on, everything on a woman must be perfect, thats how we like
it. Do not, I repeat do not get in bed with us with your feet
looking like you were walking bare foot on toxic waste. You know
what i am talkin about, nail polish coming off halfway, smelly as
hell, uneven toenails, soles feeling like sandpaper. Its hard to
perform good foreplay with that. And don't even think about asking
us to suck your toes when they look like they have been beaten with a
sledge hammer(ugly)and we are not to fonder of unpolished toes
either. We like them soft,pretty, and tasty looking.
13. GIVING HEAD - Don't use your teeth!
14. AFTER SEX BROADCASTING - Don't go bragging to your friends s!
aying that you have us so called "whipped" its not cool at all,
especially when his friends are around. If a man is "whipped" he
won't admit it.
15. KEEP IT REAL - When you're at the point of
breakin up, don't wait until then to tell us we didn't knock it
right. You know damn well we had you climbing the walls and
walking on air.
P.S send this to 10 people or you will have bad sex forever
gals do u agree wif da boys let me know dee!!!
15 Mistakes women make when having sex: (according to men)
1. BEING PASSIVE - Don't let him undress you
and himself. Just help him a little bit: like
making the first step. Just because we are
men it doesn't mean that we must do all the job.
2. WEARING JEANS OR TIGHT PANTS - It takes time to take off these
kind of clothes. Every second counts. Remember one thing:the more
time you got, the more rounds you got, and the more rounds you got
the more satisfied you get.
3. GOING DOWN HALFWAY - Once you start going
down, don't stop at the belly button, keep going or
just don't go past the neck at all.
4. CHOCKING HIS CHICKEN - Men feel pain, we are not as tough as
you think. No man has a leather magic stick. You got to be smooth with the ceeb. Pulling it too hard doesn't make us feel horny, it hurts even though we don't tell you.
5. LICKING HIS EAR TOO MUCH - It's just the same as a dog licking
a bitches ass.
6. MOANING LIKE A RUNNER THAT NEEDS AIR -
Better moan with style girls
cause men love to make
fun of girls who can't moan like movie stars. Try
not to make much noise when you exhale.
7. SCRATCHING HIS BACK - We don't need no
autographs, girls. It does not feel good at all. Depend on the
length of nail and how deep you dig them in our backs so keep your
nails in you pockets please. If you feel the need to scratch a
boys back, either grip the hell out of the sheets or the
headboard.
8. LETTING YOUR HAIR FALL IN HIS FACE - Men need air, they breath.
9. JUMPING ON HIPS TO HARD - A man is not a
horse so please take it easy unless you got a big
booty to take care of the landing.
10. SCREAMING TO LOUD WHEN YOU CUM - Are you crazy? Do you want us
to get caught by your parents? Or do you just love seeing me jump
through the window butt naked.
11. KEEP YORSELF CLEAN! - Everyone knows that fish is the smell. But
we don't have to be smelling it when you take your panties off.
Please warn us if you ha! ven't freshened up. And nobody wants to
suck on salty dirty titties. M en aren't the only ones who sweat.
And we sure don't want you smellin like you work at a fish market
either. Make sure your ass is clean!!! No man wants to eat off a
dirty plate.
12. MAKE SURE YOUR FEET ARE IN CHECK - Every man has a certain
turn on, everything on a woman must be perfect, thats how we like
it. Do not, I repeat do not get in bed with us with your feet
looking like you were walking bare foot on toxic waste. You know
what i am talkin about, nail polish coming off halfway, smelly as
hell, uneven toenails, soles feeling like sandpaper. Its hard to
perform good foreplay with that. And don't even think about asking
us to suck your toes when they look like they have been beaten with a
sledge hammer(ugly)and we are not to fonder of unpolished toes
either. We like them soft,pretty, and tasty looking.
13. GIVING HEAD - Don't use your teeth!
14. AFTER SEX BROADCASTING - Don't go bragging to your friends s!
aying that you have us so called "whipped" its not cool at all,
especially when his friends are around. If a man is "whipped" he
won't admit it.
15. KEEP IT REAL - When you're at the point of
breakin up, don't wait until then to tell us we didn't knock it
right. You know damn well we had you climbing the walls and
walking on air.
P.S send this to 10 people or you will have bad sex forever
