ANY DENTIST IN THE HOUSE? DIE!!!

[Galol]

Ok I hate the fockers. We are in the 21st century and they still have primeval torture equipment as dental instruments.

OK Ok I admit I am a coward. I sweat, I shake, I get stomach cramps before every dental visit.

And why oh why do they always employ the ugliest, cruelest most unfriendly bisons in the world as dental nurses?

Lie down Mr. galol Now! Yes miss. Why have you not come to your last appointment Mr. galol? I was ill..miss...and the one before that....? My grandmother died Miss! Your grandmother died ten times by now Mr. galol!

And they are usually called Helga and Martha and they have german accents. Even the English ones have German accents. Nazis!

What tricks do you have to avoid the dentists? My gums bleed do you have little cure you know which does not involve reading the quran and drinking maraq(my late grandmother's cure alls) This thing called perio or something which is supposed to be miracle potion. have u used it?

Help out this old man Jaza'akumulahu bi milyoona xuurul ceyni

[Gacalisa]

walee that was funny

still laughing at the "Nazis"

[Cheroke]

Galol, Since you have this sensitivity towards dentists. quote on quote "I am a coward. I sweat, I shake, I get stomach cramps before every dental visit."

Isn't that considered a feminine thing, For a guy to admint he get's stomach cramps and so fourth ?

[Mowhawk]

Galol



My dentist is an Aussie from an Italian background and I call him il-duce, because he is the naziest and most fascist of all dentists. Do you believe I live oppoiste his practice, I have to move to somewhere else, because I can't handle seeing his clinic everyday.

Grant is a dental technician, and maybe he can give us some tips how to make those visits less painfull.

[BARIIS&BASTOO_BOY]

let him put you under Anesthesic

comprende

[Grant]

Galol,

Sounds like periodontitis, an infection in the tissues around the teeth. A quick way to knock the infection down for most of a day is to swish a mouth full of a wash such as Listerine or Scope for half a minute. Do this night and morning. Dip your regular toothpaste on your brush in baking soda for a little extra anti-bacterial action.

The perio- something you mention is probably one of the professional versions of Listerine.

Periodontitis is a fairly serious condition in that you can loose teeth, suffer bite collapse, etc.

The long-term cure is hygiene, hygiene, and more hygiene. You have to get the area clean and than keep it clean long enough for the tissues to become healthy again.

Dental phobia is a very real condition, and nothing to be ashamed of. You do need to overcome it, though.

[Af_libaax]

Grant

There is No Way any Dentist can clean Red teeth , Only with baking Soda and listerine , even hygiene will Not work these chronic deep Red TeeTh , Please Tell him to take some strong Dozes of Poisonous halogen chemicals with radioactive so they can kill most of the nerves in the teeth

Gal
You just phucking moron , Use your CADAY or GUMAR ilka gaduud

[Galol]

Grant

Are you implying I am a slob and i do not clean my nashers?

Just kidding mate appreciate teh advice. I do brush twice, gurgle with the obnoxious stuff before going to bed.

Why dont they invent something that fizzez in the mouth pulverizing all the bacteria and turning the bits of meat left between the teeth into liquid?

More seriously why did God design the mouth and gums to be convenient to harbour bacteria? Lets face God is a lousy design engineer when you think about it. I will let the little buggers rot and fall off and buy myself a gleaming new set of man-made and perfectly effiecient dentures.

Man is a better designer than god. But god beats man anyday in the sense of humour department. I mean what kind of man will dream of unleashing Basra on the netizens of Somalinet? or making Kambuli sooooo...exciting?

And think of all the dual purpose bits we have. Why? except to guffaw at our funniness of it all?

But thanks for the advice.