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FUNDING NEEDED FOR PROJECT TO FIND THE ANTI-CHRIST

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I have decided to look for the Dajjal. After reading prophecies and ahadeeths, i have come to the conclusion that he is imprisoned somewhere deep in the area of the Black Sea which borders Turkey. From what we know about him, the chains around his arms and legs get looser and looser everyday we get closer and closer to Doom's Day. I just want to speed up this whole process (the ending of the World and let the mothafucca loose).


Please, if you any rich and satanic people who will fund my trek to the Black Sea, let me know...Seriously, time is not going fast enough. Arrow



This is where i'm

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/02/01/n ... s.city.jpg

This is where i need to be


http://www.iapscience.com/img/Black_Sea_map.png
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OH STFU WH'ORE. Rolling Eyes
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Re: FUNDING NEEDED FOR PROJECT TO FIND THE ANTI-CHRIST

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[quote="LionHeart-112"] From what we know about him, the chains around his arms and legs get looser and looser everyday we get closer and closer to Doom's Day.[/quote]


Lol @ looser and looser


Dijjal is hiding behind made-out-cheese moon.
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Post by Gacalisa »

lion, are you actually ready for tim to end.

I mean do have that much faith in God, that you survive the ending of the world.

And if you die today, do you have have all the answers to Allah's questions.


Dude, i want time to go as slow as it can, so i can be a better person
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Post by LionHeart-112 »

[quote="YaYa-Eva"]OH STFU WH'ORE. Rolling Eyes[/quote]



That's not what u said last night when u rode me a rodeo bull. Laughing Laughing




Gacalisa...what's the point? we are all going to hell..but the good thing is that we aint gonna stay there forever since we believe in the Shahada. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post by gurey25 »

Black sea? i believe you may have mistaken his location for that of
Ya'juuj wa Ma'juuj.

China or more specifically somewhere in the Tibetan Plataue would be where i would be looking.
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Post by LionHeart-112 »

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing ^^MY fellow adventurer....how about we pack up next month, just you and me, and head for the mountains?
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Post by gurey25 »

Laughing
Mountains.

I think we should first do research from the comforts of your own city
before you leave.

and if you do go on the trip, try to avoid the western end of the Tibetan plataue, and especially stay away from Karakoram range, coz you may get lost and end up in KAshmir, get sold to the americans and find yourself
in Sunny Gauntanimo Cuba.

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Laughing Laughing Laughing Nah, man..U and i will blend in the local population as we both have the Sri Lankan/south Indian look.
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http://www.balaams-ass.com/journal/prophecy/matraya.htm


anti christ is already free in the uk check link if you dont believe me
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heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..u are gay, i hear...is that true?
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Srilankan my ass.. speak for yourself.
Laughing Laughing

I wont wont blend in anywhere north of Madras.
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^ Laughing Laughing Laughing

whats that got to do with the topic of the thread Laughing
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