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FUNDING NEEDED FOR PROJECT TO FIND THE ANTI-CHRIST

Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:06 pm
by LionHeart-112
I have decided to look for the Dajjal. After reading prophecies and ahadeeths, i have come to the conclusion that he is imprisoned somewhere deep in the area of the Black Sea which borders Turkey. From what we know about him, the chains around his arms and legs get looser and looser everyday we get closer and closer to Doom's Day. I just want to speed up this whole process (the ending of the World and let the mothafucca loose).


Please, if you any rich and satanic people who will fund my trek to the Black Sea, let me know...Seriously, time is not going fast enough. Arrow



This is where i'm

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/02/01/n ... s.city.jpg

This is where i need to be


http://www.iapscience.com/img/Black_Sea_map.png

Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 7:03 pm
by YaYa-Eva
OH STFU WH'ORE. Rolling Eyes

Re: FUNDING NEEDED FOR PROJECT TO FIND THE ANTI-CHRIST

Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:22 pm
by dhuusa_deer
[quote="LionHeart-112"] From what we know about him, the chains around his arms and legs get looser and looser everyday we get closer and closer to Doom's Day.[/quote]


Lol @ looser and looser


Dijjal is hiding behind made-out-cheese moon.

Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:37 pm
by Gacalisa
lion, are you actually ready for tim to end.

I mean do have that much faith in God, that you survive the ending of the world.

And if you die today, do you have have all the answers to Allah's questions.


Dude, i want time to go as slow as it can, so i can be a better person

Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:16 pm
by LionHeart-112
[quote="YaYa-Eva"]OH STFU WH'ORE. Rolling Eyes[/quote]



That's not what u said last night when u rode me a rodeo bull. Laughing Laughing




Gacalisa...what's the point? we are all going to hell..but the good thing is that we aint gonna stay there forever since we believe in the Shahada. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:19 pm
by gurey25
Black sea? i believe you may have mistaken his location for that of
Ya'juuj wa Ma'juuj.

China or more specifically somewhere in the Tibetan Plataue would be where i would be looking.
Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:22 pm
by LionHeart-112
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing ^^MY fellow adventurer....how about we pack up next month, just you and me, and head for the mountains?

Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:28 pm
by gurey25
Laughing
Mountains.

I think we should first do research from the comforts of your own city
before you leave.

and if you do go on the trip, try to avoid the western end of the Tibetan plataue, and especially stay away from Karakoram range, coz you may get lost and end up in KAshmir, get sold to the americans and find yourself
in Sunny Gauntanimo Cuba.

Laughing

Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:38 pm
by LionHeart-112
Laughing Laughing Laughing Nah, man..U and i will blend in the local population as we both have the Sri Lankan/south Indian look.

Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:48 pm
by BARllS&BASTOO_BOY
http://www.balaams-ass.com/journal/prophecy/matraya.htm


anti christ is already free in the uk check link if you dont believe me

Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:52 pm
by LionHeart-112
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..u are gay, i hear...is that true?

Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:58 pm
by gurey25
Srilankan my ass.. speak for yourself.
Laughing Laughing

I wont wont blend in anywhere north of Madras.

Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 12:01 am
by Advocator
Did you know banana is not a fruit.......it's a herb...!!!

Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 12:36 am
by xoogSADE14
^ Laughing Laughing Laughing

whats that got to do with the topic of the thread Laughing

Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 12:52 am
by Advocator
Hey Xoogsade, I bet you, You didnt know the fastest way to cure Bidaar is to squirt lemon juice on the "Dhasat"..!!!

Fact #-2