SOMALILAND'S AIRLINE "DAALO"

foolxume2005 · Post by **foolxume2005** » Mon May 22, 2006 11:40 am

"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Qawdhan) welcoming you on board of Dallo Airline.

We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some of my Qaadiro.

This is flight 126 to Hargeisa. Landing in Hargeisa is not guaranteed , but we will end up somewhere in the North. If luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village!

Dallo Airlines has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with pleasure, I announce that starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin biscuits!

For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Air Canada, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat ... and for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

Cheroke · Post by **Cheroke** » Mon May 22, 2006 11:51 am

That shit is hilarious sxb, A friend of mine forwarded that message and send it to me awhile back.

"Dallo Airlines has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! "

This the part that killed it. Laughing

foolxume2005 · Post by **foolxume2005** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:10 pm

^^ what about this part ?
For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah · Post by **Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:19 pm

foolxume<------------------- NEED I SAY MORE? Laughing

foolxume2005 · Post by **foolxume2005** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:20 pm

Mad_Mullah ----------------- do I need to say more?

Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah · Post by **Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:31 pm

MASKAXDA AYA KA FOOLXUMTAY ITS ENEMY_OF_MAD_MULLAH

Sir-Luggoyo · Post by **Sir-Luggoyo** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:42 pm

@ For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat ...

Waryaa Foolka Xaaji,

What if they don't have belts? Women can use their garbasaar, what about guys?

Gatspy · Post by **Gatspy** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:44 pm

To all that jealousy, that bitterness, that ridicule

foolxume2005 · Post by **foolxume2005** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:55 pm

Sir-lugooyo dont you like this part ? For our not-so-religious passengers, ( DHUUSO DHEERE, GALOL AND BASRA) we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a ALLAH!

qudhac-m · Post by **qudhac-m** » Mon May 22, 2006 2:35 pm

Foolxume

Nijaasyahay doofaar clan can you match us?

THE ANSWER IS BIG NOOOOOOOO

Somaliland

foolxume2005 · Post by **foolxume2005** » Mon May 22, 2006 2:48 pm

^^^ Can I match you? what? waryaa put the botle down and step away from it.

Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah · Post by **Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah** » Mon May 22, 2006 3:29 pm

FOOLXUME=SUN WEYN, JIREER, TIMO ADAG, MADO, FARUUR

Sir-Luggoyo · Post by **Sir-Luggoyo** » Mon May 22, 2006 3:32 pm

Enenmy-of-Mad-Mullah

Laughing

What a delusional ncik you got there. Don't you know the Mad Mullah died a long time ago? Iidoorkuna marmar bay kaa yaabiyaan

Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah · Post by **Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah** » Mon May 22, 2006 3:34 pm

[quote]Enenmy-of-Mad-Mullah [/quote]
U CANT EVEN SPELL U DUMB FAQASH TIMO ADAG BANTU

IM AMAZED AT HOW FUKED UP UR ACCENT IT FUKIN WALAWEYN

Cawar · Post by **Cawar** » Mon May 22, 2006 3:37 pm

Good one Foolka.

Qudhac war jokes-kii xataa ma qabiil baad ku daba lamaanisay ood ka dhigtay?? Laughing