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my friend is having a thing with two girls.. one is Bantu the other is Reer Hamar.. he used to have another girlf friend who is Majeerteen but after we consulted with him he drop'd her as she wont turn out to be a great wife!!!,, she was too b!tchy!!.. anyway, now its down to these two.. and he is contemplating which one to stick with and build a home with!!!... both girls have owesome qualities but I prefer the Bantu girl however before I shape your idea let me give you the differences between the two girls..

the BANTU GIRL
-has a hot set of lips
-one hell of a body, strong as an ox, well built
-sweet (the sweetest girl I have ever seen)
-Decent and understanding

Reer HAMAR GIRL
-thin lips with a nice average shape of body
-lovely eyes
-nice hot thighs
-asss from here to yaya
-lightskin that can be lick'd from here to yaya


ok I cannot resist but give you the traits of the Majeerteeni chick and y she drop'd

MJ CHICK
-extremely Dark skinned
-thin lips that kilss your sex apitate
-she talks too much.. she never shuts up
-selfpraisel that is extremely annoying
-thin leggs and huge hips with iron asss


the Puntland chicks is off the map.. but the other two, who would you support to get married to my friend?

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Homer-Pretty dumb reason if you ask me.Oh wait you're homer everything you do is beyond dumbness.

None of them

My two cents.

The Hamari/Barwani is ok. Great food. Hands down. Well-behaved-well mannered to her husband. Less talkactive. You'll have peace of mind in house. Great in bed.


The Bantu. Great in bed. Use alot of Diodrant& perfume, you know.



Those to avoid.

Darod.
MJ chicks= Talkactive. Zero action in bed. Expect Baasto every meal on Your table.
Dhulbahante= Great in bed. Easy to jump in bed with your best friend.
OG chicks= slow by nature. Tall for nothing. Zero action in bed.
Warsangeli=Good chicks. Peaceful.

Hawiye

HabarG= Stubborn. Violent. short tempered. Money hungry.
Abgal= Ok before civil war. Nowadays they're Crazy. Fair in bed.


Isaaq
HY/HJ= Stay away from these two for your sanity! No kidding here.
HA= Good. Hardworking chicks. They'll squeeze every penny out of nowhere to make it a day. Business minded.
Ciidagale= Super freaks in bed. No Somali chick comes closer to them.


Gadabursi/Gudabursi.
Inter-marriage is a common thing or Unless you speak Huuno Huuno-Dialect.

Homo, You're hatred for MJ never cease to amaze me. Why are you publicizing about what you're simple minded friend as done to a Qof oo gabar muslim ah, Does you're friend kiss and tell, That explains why she left his pathetic excuse of a male.

is ya-ya an actual location?

B-Max... good analyses.. so the last line of your list are the best?.. hmmm I should try those chicks...

YEs Ya-Ya is a land in my head


and for the guy who accused me of faulmouthing MJ.. get a grip.. this aint nothing to do with MJ... did I badmouth Bantu or Reer Hamar?.. why are you su pariod!!!.. ever talk we do is not badmouth qabiil.. chill bro..

Hommer,

You didn't tell us about your friend... Is he Somali or non-Somali?
What are his positive and negative qualities? Let us hear about him so we can give our suggestion...

to be fairly honest here, i wouldn't marry either one of them and that is not to say i have something against them at all ...

[quote="Homer Simpso"]


-extremely Dark skinned
-thin lips that kilss your sex apitate



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damn... sounds like Marje to me..