ONE OF SHEIKH AWAYS'S GOATS DEMANDS A DIVORCE
Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:00 pm
As is well known among Somalis Sheikh Aweys the head of the holy Somali Negro Wahabbist Wannabes(SNWW) aka Somali Islamic Courts is partial to relationships with female mammals including women as well as other species. This includes a hareem of very well-bred Jiddow and Dhegyar goats. In fact most of his holy warriors are said to have goat mothers - mind you from impeccable well known and wealthy goat species and families known for their holy fighting prowess.
Every single one of the hybrid goat/human heroes have been promised his own wild nut tree in heaven and as is well known to all, those of Caprian heritage have a quite taste for wild nut trees.
But now one of the great goat matriarchs, a yellow-eyed one said to have produced most of the very dead heroes of CC, is suing for divorce on the grounds that Sheikh Aweys no longer pays her the same attention ever since he became a popular hero among God's boys.
Thank you. I jsut thought I will share this with you.
Every single one of the hybrid goat/human heroes have been promised his own wild nut tree in heaven and as is well known to all, those of Caprian heritage have a quite taste for wild nut trees.
But now one of the great goat matriarchs, a yellow-eyed one said to have produced most of the very dead heroes of CC, is suing for divorce on the grounds that Sheikh Aweys no longer pays her the same attention ever since he became a popular hero among God's boys.
Thank you. I jsut thought I will share this with you.