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Over the last 7 years a lot of posters have tickled my ribs with their wit-ful humor and some have enlightened me with their informational threads, here are a few to name some names. === I am unbiased, I completely call it how I see it===


The Most Intelligent person in Snet History: Gurey25 -- Just look at all his threads and you will quickly realize this man is gifted with intellect. Bar none, he's the smartest poster in Snet history.



The most Funniest person in Snet History: a tie between ERITREAN_MOB_BOSS & NINXOON. Although speaking to the legendary NINXOON, he states his favorite poster is EMB. Ninxoon style was incredible, he used a News style of reporting to "expose the hoes" in his post that came off as 'feri' funny. While EMB's style was a wide variety that included pictures and wit-ful content that disarmed his fellow poster to their very core. Emb's capability to fluctuate his writing style and personality made his enemies confused and in doing so started a movement of Nick stealing that was truly hilarious and propelled him to an all time great in Snet History===RIP to both of them==legends never die.

The Best Writer in Snet History: Dusha Deer - The majority of his posts are extremely well written, this is mighty impressive considering the man wasn't born in America and writes better than them.

Best Thread starters in Snet History: Galol - Look at all his threads, the vast majority are filled with replies to the same questions - His threads makes Snet posters feel like scholars as they attempt to 'show him the light' but fail miserably because he keeps bringing up subjects that could have different meanings and, thus, starting the cycle all over again of them posting to the same redundant posts on the same subject with little changes. His style of writing makes them continue to post in his threads as he always asks a question or demands an answer on qur'anic verse that he himself secretly knows but wants to continue covering every subject for the purpose of slandering Islam.

The most Most Valuable Poster (MVP): Basra - She's a well writer, has great intuitions on posters and being a mod propelled her to become the MVP of somalinet aka "the queen" - most of her threads are incredibly childish, yet she has groups of men and women *cough, cough, Kambuli* that will post with in seconds of her posting the threads, making Basra the Most valuable poster on Snet History.




The best flamer award: Hannah (before December 2005 of course) - her wit-ful attacks and fluency in both the Somali and English languages gave her an edge to systematically get under ppl's skin.

The Romeo of Snet - Michael Ital - While most posters fight and attack one another, the smooth Italian comes in and posts a smiley face and a rose at the intended woman poster - He enjoys being "king of the luuq" - sending endless romantic Pm's back and fourth to his subjects, he will go down as the romeo of Snet History.



More awards to come - stay tuned


Regards, Resurrection - A proud Sneter since 1999

==============Peace and Love=============

Wellll, thank ya, thank ya. The highest honour that can be bestowed upon a man in these here parts.

Mike aka Resurrection...Congratulations.

Thanks babe!

Michael don't be fooled by this fellow's surreptitious attempt to gain friends around here. The guy says that he shall "completely call it how I see it " and that he will be "unbiased" in his judgement- what a load of cow's dunk!

The sonofab!tch has absolutely no idea what he's blabbering on about. If he truly feared Allah , he would tell it like it is .
If he truly was "unbiased" he would have awarded me the "the most intellient person" , "the most funniest", "the best writer", and "most valuble poster" awards.

Heck he ought to have awarded me the "Rome of SomNet" and every other award as well. Just goes to show that the guy is an incompetent judge with no principles whatsoever. He's a fraud, a sell out, and an absolute disgrace.

I know where you live sir!

lol.

AA, your post sounds like a monologue right out of the WWF, a' la' Ric Flair or Mr.Perfect!

Mike, wrestling??

Yes.

I am not content with the just' the most valuable member'.....i want more


I want to be the most popular, brilliant,funny,intelligent,charismatic,autocratic Moderator in the History of Somalinet! That is what i want---Resurrection--- you have done me GREAT injustice.

Oh im so flattered thank you.
(who are you again, never mind)

I dont post intelligent posts anymore, that was in the past when i cared.
These days i dont give a damn, nothing seems to concern me,
i dont know whats wrong .


anyway for this award i have to thank my family, My friends,
my cat gurey that passed away last year, who i dedicate this Name to.

Gurey, I've been reading your post since you first entered this forum. You're very well tempered man, kudos to you brother.



avowedly-agnostic - I was a bit confused because you have the same writing style as MadMac, so as soon as I'm at work, i will check your IP to verify if you truly are him.


avowedly-agnostic, you can not be the funniest because i can post your funniest threads and compare them to the weakest threads of the winners and you would be blown out of the water my friend. I can not say you are the smartest because Gurey is a far gifted man way beyond your grasp. I can not say you are MVP because you don't have aspects about your personality that appeals to the masses of Snet posters, not all of them want to read Essay after Essay of you defaming Allah. However, if this is Mad Mac, good to see you brother, I've been reading your posts since 2000 and I find you very entertaining.




Stay tuned, more awards to come


Regards, Resurrection - A proud Sneter since 1999

==============Peace and Love=============

So u make 13 posts and leave??