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I mean, come the fucc oooooooooooon...Seriously. What's the fuccing point? It aint like you have intercourse via long distance phone calls. Why can't you just wait?

i attended one such ceremony and i just couldn't stop laughing. Good thing, most people thought i was off meds again so no1 really took me seriously but i was LAUGHING AT THE WHOLE THING..

Asalam alaikom Warhmatullah wbaraktuh


Have it ever acquired to you that maybe they are escaping from the Haram and they wants to keep it sunnah and till they meet? I mean all the talking will only bring sins and anger of Allah and his punishment, even after marriage this could lead to divorce because they use to chit chat like husband and wife long before they were actually husband and wife legally.. at least if they are sincere To Allah and they get married in order to stay chaste Allah can open gates of possibilities for them and grant them great rewords for having saber and for keeping it halaal..

Long distance marriages is nothing now, prophet Mohamed Peace and blessings be upon him was married to Habibah for 7 years before they even met, and he use to send her what she needed from distance and he use to provide for her ..

I believe if two Muslims has agreed upon getting married they should keep it sunnah if you are unable to meet each others and getting married, you have tow legit options either staying away from chit chat without mahram or getting married if you cant wait, by internet, phone, fax or by sending 2 walis to meet each others if that is possible the wali of the man and the wali of the women and bissmillahi w barek .. ..

BASRA..oh poor Basra....I knew it! U are a victim of such tragedy, arent you?

You were too fat to marry some1 who saw you so ur parents came up with a scheme to get you hitched over the telly to some unsuspecting bloke in a Mandheera..

Were u put on strict diet while he goes through the immigration process? How many stones have u lost so far?

Lion??? How can u trick someone into thinking one is not fat?? Unless u mean to drug them with prozac!




Did u see the break up with Jennifer Aniston?? Nothing romantic in that movie; a fat leading man, bickering, break up & no married happily ever after! I was so tricked !!!!!! I was depressed after watching it walaahi! But at least the consolation elemen is--in the end Vince character looses weight & looks presentable when they meet with fabulous fit but now old Jen in the street!

i've heard it before but never seen one take place...

SomalisIzZ....There is really no point in marrying some1 who lives thousands of miles away. I mean the idea of being married to them won't keep you sexually satisfied. Why not marry some1 who lives in your area?

And The Prophet (scw) was married to other women. Plus u can't really compare the Prophet to regular men and women. Their desires are stronger and they easily succumb to temptation. We are talking about a messenger of Allah (swt) here.

who's Habibah, btw? U mean Um-Habibah bint Sufyan?

Basra...Of course u can't trick some1 into thinking u are not fat..Hence why the marriage is done over the phone. Can you see through the phone?


I had no plans to see the Break-up. I saw X-MEN The last Stand..I'm not a fan of science fiction and magic but this movie rocked...great visuals and action. Halle Berry Kicked ass.

Xmen?????? Walaahi lionheart u never surprise me at all! You are just typical! u are not science fiction fan??? oh please -- who are you beenta usheegesa?? U love it ! Especially comic magazines-- u love Xmen--a heaven escape for the anti social, black trench coat wearing misfits! The mutant race is exactly how u feel! My last born bro loves it too--& he is anti social!

I hate science fiction walahi.

Hey, i saw your crazy hubby's movie last week, MI:3...It was pretty good..but i just couldn't get stop thinking about his crazy antics on oprah and the today show the entire time i was watching the movie.

Lion stop hating . He is cute -- u have to admit.

I have pimples on my neck that look better than that 5'7", closeted homosexual schizophrenic they called Tom Cruise.


I feel for Katie Walahi..Poor girl.

pimples on your neck???? uuuff a loud balease!

Naayahe, i had fried chicken last week. The grease makes pimples appear on weird places on my body.