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A little story,A true life Dr Phil story

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Once upon a time, there was a crew slut. There was a fat one, a blick one and a flat chested one. They used to go out wearing hardly any clothes, so men used to look at them, not because they were nice looking but because they looked like gorillas who had escaped from the London Zoo.

These Ladies/gorillas, loved the attention so any liqour head who moved to them they went down on their knees for them and in return got free food stamps.

One late night when the hoes where up in a club winding and grinding, they decided to go for a smoke in the jungle. In the dark jungles was a man, who was hunting for gorillas to make new fur coats,

1st he came across the blick one (mizzy dime), he saw flying eyeballs so just walked past her believing it was just a shadow, how blick can you get Arrow

2nd one he came across the flat chested one(mizzy crunk), after thinking she was crunk and dancing so much in the club she passed out, he just walked on her thinking she was the floor, how flat can you get Arrow

3rd one the fat one (mizzy ghetto), this one think shes hot so she wore a belly top, when he saw the flesh because he saw that she had more rolls than a bakery he tried to eat her but she tasted like raw fish so spat her out, how fat can u get Arrow

WARNING: HOES STILL ABOUT, they are still around trying to comouflage with us humans, if you see them dont hesitate to shoot Arrow
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oi dr



shut the fcuk up


u chat bear air



so shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Just telling it how it is, Arrow
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Dirty goods, dont come in here just because you are their local customer, i guess you do have to stick up for them other you lose your business. But is free food stamps really worth it fix up you cheap pimp. Normal pimps got gold teeth a black ferrari, your left with hoes who look like gorillas and give you food stamps. Fix up Arrow
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Oi dirrty you chat bare air like just like nike tick air on your avator
'' '' , dont breath, hold your mouth, talk about wasting oxygen Arrow
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[quote="DR_PHIL"]Oi dirrty you chat bare air like just like nike tick air on your avator
'' '' , dont breath, hold your mouth, talk about wasting oxygen Arrow[/quote]



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Why are you laughing with yourself, what a retard Arrow
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