Dating different nationalities
Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:15 pm
EUROPEAN WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have $ex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have $ex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have $ex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have $ex.
ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have $ex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having $ex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.
BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have $ ex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma,her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.
INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
AMERICAN WOMEN
First date: You take her to Mcdonalds. She eats like a pig and you get
disgusted. She tells you her boring life story and gives you attitude to show that she's a psycho bitch.
Second date: You go to the movies. She cries her heart out from the drama then tells you she has a headache and falls asleep on the way back and gives you a cheek kiss.
Third date: You go to a bar. She gets buzzed and starts flirting with other
guys. You buy her more drinks. She gets drunks and throws up in your car. You have bad sex.
SAUDI WOMEN
First date: You go to see her at the mall. She comes late and you see her
from far. You are not sure if that was her. She walks away and continues her shopping spree.
Second date: You meet her at a coffee shop. She comes late again. She's
doused in perfume and has tons of make up on. Her mobile rings constantly but she doesn't answer. She tells you that she has to go coz her mom called and leaves after 5 min.
Third date: You invite her to an expensive restaurant. She orders everything on the menu. She eats appetizer then says she's full. She goes to the restroom 10 times to check her make up. She says that she loves you and asks when are you coming with your family to propose to her. You are no even allowed to shake her hand goodbye.
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have $ex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have $ex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have $ex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have $ex.
ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have $ex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having $ex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.
BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have $ ex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma,her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.
INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
AMERICAN WOMEN
First date: You take her to Mcdonalds. She eats like a pig and you get
disgusted. She tells you her boring life story and gives you attitude to show that she's a psycho bitch.
Second date: You go to the movies. She cries her heart out from the drama then tells you she has a headache and falls asleep on the way back and gives you a cheek kiss.
Third date: You go to a bar. She gets buzzed and starts flirting with other
guys. You buy her more drinks. She gets drunks and throws up in your car. You have bad sex.
SAUDI WOMEN
First date: You go to see her at the mall. She comes late and you see her
from far. You are not sure if that was her. She walks away and continues her shopping spree.
Second date: You meet her at a coffee shop. She comes late again. She's
doused in perfume and has tons of make up on. Her mobile rings constantly but she doesn't answer. She tells you that she has to go coz her mom called and leaves after 5 min.
Third date: You invite her to an expensive restaurant. She orders everything on the menu. She eats appetizer then says she's full. She goes to the restroom 10 times to check her make up. She says that she loves you and asks when are you coming with your family to propose to her. You are no even allowed to shake her hand goodbye.
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