Joke

[Grant]

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch private, 3-pound left testicle, 3-pound
right testicle, Turner Brown."


The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down
And brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"


In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to
me?"


The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always ask s me.
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, ! I have a 20-inch private, my left
testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my
name is Turner Brown."


The small guy says, "Turner Brown?! !... Sweet Jesus, I thought you
said, 'Turn Around'."

[gobdoon]

Tasteless.

[Gatspy]

I've heard it b4 Grant but its hellova joke.



check this one out

This is the transcript of the actual conversation of a US naval ship with the Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995 - radio conversation released by Chief of Naval Operations 10/10/95.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the captain of a US navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second biggest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change YOUR course 15 degrees north. That's one five degrees north, or counter measures will be taken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is the Cape Race Lighthouse. Your call.

[same]

Several years ago, I read something like this run between the U.S. envoy to Middle-East (I think Dennis Ross) and former Syrian president Hafez al-Assad.

Ross: By the way what you want is a peace. IsnÂ’t it?
Assad: We want many pieces (of land).

[gobdoon]

Gatspy- I watched a programme about a true story similar to yours where an American shot down a jumbo jet full of passengers flying from Iran and going to Abudabai.