Laws of nature

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1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time).

7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.

15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

20. Are u sure u read all ERR

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Some people might find these "laws" amusing or funny because it reminds them of similar events in their lives but there are logical explanations for all of them. Let's take couple of them as an example:

3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act."


Well, people are embarrased by their stupid acts ONLY when others witness them. If you fall down in your house, you may jsut laugh and go on about your daily life. But when you fall in a crowded area, u know others are/will be laughing at you.



7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings"

The phone rings all the time. But when it rings while u are in the shower, it's an inconveniance and people tend to remember such inconveniances as we abhor minor nuisances that complicates our lives.


So, MR. ERROR, these are not really laws of nature as much as they are observations of daily nuisances that we humans encounter and dislike.