I need to learn Karate before I go back to Somalia

Jentiile · Post by **Jentiile** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:35 am

I have big mouth and a nag for telling as it is. That will get me into trouble with short tempered qat chewers back home. I found the solution on a brochure in my mail box, an ad for a karate school in my area. One month training and I can disable few mooryaans with my bare hands. I will be famous ka bacdina xaafadoo dhan wixii is waalo dhegahaan ka garaacaa.

Steeler [Crawler2] · Post by **Steeler [Crawler2]** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:42 am

You need to learn how to shoot before you go to Somalia. Fist fights are not the basic method of combat there. Shooting or stabbing is the way it's done. By an assault rifle and learn how to use it.

Gedo_Boy · Post by **Gedo_Boy** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:48 am

Use the Tools:

"And We brought forth iron wherein is mighty power (in matters of war), as well as many benefits for mankind,"

Aiman · Post by **Aiman** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:47 am

[quote="MAD MAC"]You need to learn how to shoot before you go to Somalia. Fist fights are not the basic method of combat there. Shooting or stabbing is the way it's done. By an assault rifle and learn how to use it.[/quote]

How can he learn how to shoot when 7 innocent people just try to learn how to do karate already accused being a "terrorist" let alone holding a gun. You guys indeed are paranoid!

Post by **Nabeela** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:04 pm

This person sounds like he/she is planning to wipe out all the Mooryans. I say good riddance.

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*Anisa · Post by *Anisa » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:36 pm

Karate s'ucks man. It's more of an art form than it is about kicking ass. My suggestion is to watch a couple of bas-rutten videos on youtube, and practise on your own. Just remember, you can't go wrong with boxing!

michael_ital · Post by **michael_ital** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:56 pm

[quote="*Anisa"]Karate s'ucks man. It's more of an art form than it is about kicking ass. My suggestion is to watch a couple of bas-rutten videos on youtube, and practise on your own. Just remember, you can't go wrong with boxing![/quote]

Weren't you the one who used to ask who people could enjoy watching two people beat each other up?? But bas rutten?? When did you morph into a MMA fan??

Unclebin · Post by **Unclebin** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:00 pm

If you go to bacaadweyn they have a karate school Laughing

*Anisa · Post by *Anisa » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:01 pm

^ Hmm, yeah. I guess you can say that MMA is an acquired taste. You hate it at first but then love it afterwards. Laughing

Damn is that shows great or what Very Happy

michael_ital · Post by **michael_ital** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:06 pm

Haven't missed one since UFC 1. I have most on DVD, but i'm looking forward to the return of Royce Gracie.