ISLAMIST BODILY FUNCTIONS

[Galol]

Gedo boy reminded me a story a little disgussting story but funny. When I was in high school in somalia we had these communal toliets with flat seats on the floor. Do you know the ones fairly common in the Muslim world..the seat is completely on the floor so you squat over it and not sit on it.

anyway the cleaners continously complained that boys are chitting in the front bit of the seat and not in the recepticle so the toilets werent flushing. It was disgusting. We put notices everywhere, made speeches about it in assemblies and nothing changed. Then one of my secular mates said jokingly as we always did.

"adeerow armey kuwaan wadaadada ahi guska ka xaaraan?"

We looked at each other and it clicked: the wadaads were chitting on the seats facing the WRONG way because they thought the water from the recepticle will splash on them and destroy their focking wudu!

We asked them through neutrals(each group had their spies in the other camp) and they admitted it! And the legend of wadaads chitting from their dicks was born. Still laugh at it when I remember.

[ciloow]

Waraa hadii ay walaashaa nooshahay oo uu seedigaa ku dhintay dagaaladii sokeeye, laga yaabee in ay xog xog ku dambeeyaane, maad u geeysid wadaadadaan aad ku sheegayso in ay guska ka xaaraan, garoobnimada ayay ka reysan lahayde

[Gedo_Boy]

The first time I saw that kind of toilet I stared at it confused for 2 minutes.

I have never used one before.......I was scared I was gonna lose balance & fall to the side or something.

But I hear it's better than the regular toilet in...........let's just say how much you get out.

[Galol]

Cillow

Xalkaasi kii hooyadaa loo helay armuu ahaa ninyahow? Armaad sidaas ku dhalatay oo bacdamaa aad hawiye tahay armaa xaar moxog ah lagaa abuuray?

[ciloow]

Dabaal ninkii walaashaa kaa asturay asxaan ayuu kuu sameeye, walaashaa oo toban sano ka hor ninkeedi dhintay oo garoobnimo ku baartay baan wadaadadaan haka ducaystaane sii aan kugu idhi ee miyaan ku xumeeye, aabahaagii wajiga moordigaa lahaay maxaan dhahaa

[Lacageylacag]

Far from a joke, you don't even make sense.

What wudu are you talking about for some in the toilet???
It only shows you were a kafir for donkey years.

[Galol]

Cillow

War walaashay arrimaheeda ka baxoo ninyahow ka feker inaad tahay ruuxii bili aadmi ugu horreeyaya ee laga abuuray xaar moxog ka sameysan. Adeerow ma ogtahay inaad lacag badan ka sameyn karto arrintan?

[Galol]

Lcag

Loooooool. that is a good point. But they did. Son they must have thought the splash will reach parts of their body they cant clean.

But the salient point is : dont share a toilet with wadaads.

[ciloow]

waan ogahay laakiin 1% hal ayaad ku leedahay faa'iidada kasoo baxda, lax yaheey indhaha fiishka ku leh dacaskuna ka dhamaaday

[Cilmiile]

loool ciloow

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[same]

Galool,
Ma aragatay in Muslimiintu aanay ku fiicnayn xagga nadaafadda.
Biyo qudha ayay ku weeseystaa xataa haddii ay uskag la urayaan.

Dukaan uu nin Turki ahi leeyahay baan is idhi wax ka soo iibso. Mar walba farihiisa ayuu ku taabtaa carrabkiisa si uu bacaha wax lagu qaato u kala furo.
Farihiisa oo uu taabtay hilib ayuu ku masaxaa towel wasakh ah, kadibna roodhiga ku soo qaadaa.

Marna carab baa qada igu casuumay. Malcaqaddii uu wax ku dhadhaminayey ayuu isaga oo aan maydhin cuntada iigu soo riday.

Dadkani waxay u baahan yihiin in si sax ah loo baro waxa ay tahay nadaafaddu.

[Ay iisho]

[[[[[the wadaads were chitting on the seats facing the WRONG way]]]]]