Ghetto Spelling Bee---Very funny

Freakishly_Free · Post by **Freakishly_Free** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:16 pm

Ghetto Spelling Bee

Forget "Akeelah and the Spelling Bee" -- Tyreal got it
goin' on!

Tyreal came home from school disappointed. "I hate
English, dem teachers are always changing stuff".

Mother: "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and
writing dirty notes again?"

Tyreal: "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of
my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say,
but the teacher, she gave me an "F".

1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her
friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL
everthang she know.

2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the
other day and man, I was HONORROLL.

3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some
seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.

4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled
out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.

5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said
but OMELETTE it go dis time.

6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you
STAIRWAY into space.

7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on
cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.

8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the! cops,
but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.

9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.

10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school
today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.

11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so
I got her a DOMINEERING.

13. KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a
stranger KENYA spare some change.

14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope
play.

15. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty
points My coach say DATA boy.

16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment
office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"

17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not
DIMENSION smart.

18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst,
you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."

19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl
but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so
big she can't FASCINATE.

Freakishly_Free · Post by **Freakishly_Free** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:22 pm

If you aren't from America or not familiar with ebonics, you may not get this.

QansaGabeyle · Post by **QansaGabeyle** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:24 pm

Wow that was so funny.

Freakishly_Free · Post by **Freakishly_Free** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:27 pm

I know, wasn't it? Laughing

michael_ital · Post by **michael_ital** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:56 am

Advocator · Post by **Advocator** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:36 am

Looooooooooooooooooool@Micheal

Freakishly_Free, You are one wierd habar/Yonis....... Confused

MaJestic · Post by **MaJestic** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:13 am

I was slightly amused!....HA HA and more HA ha!

Advocator · Post by **Advocator** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:32 am

No................I Think what she want is:cucucucuc (clearing my throat):

Laughing

ciloow · Post by **ciloow** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:33 am

Advocator naag habar yoonis ciil aa u qabtaa haye Laughing

avowedly-agnostic · Post by **avowedly-agnostic** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:21 am

lol @ Freak

"Thick bloody Yankees" was what I thought when I first read it. Only after reading it a second time did I get it.

For a moment or two I thought "oh no, not another dumb American broad", but I really ought to have known better than to think of our Freak as such. Someone spank me (preferably Gedo Boy).

I bow my head in shame.

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:58 am

For a moment or two I thought "oh no, not another dumb American broad", but I really ought to have known better than to think of our Freak as such. Someone spank me (preferably Gedo Boy).
Laughing

gedo boy is my bitach, leave him alone.

avowedly-agnostic · Post by **avowedly-agnostic** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:06 pm

^ How can you even entertain the idea that he's yours when you've only got one ball bag? Think for goodness sake, what's he to do with only one? We all know that Gedo Boy likes his boys to have balls (plural) resembling beautiful white pearls.

mahamed99_sex · Post by **mahamed99_sex** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:16 pm

one ball can go laong way ,my brother.

Cheroke · Post by **Cheroke** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:19 pm

Not one bit amusing, But very interesting. I can visualize them using those terms in a mischief way.

BLUE RUSH · Post by **BLUE RUSH** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:31 pm

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MICHAEL WATS THAT Embarassed

IS THIS FREAK REALLY HY Shocked