I have to learn ARABIC to return to my COUNTRY- assimulation

Homer Simpso · Post by **Homer Simpso** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:52 am

I would have to learn Arabic as my country is decending into Neo-Taliban country if I ever want to go back to my home in Mogadishu.. it looks like I run away my country because of the facious warlords and now I cannot go back because of the neo-taliban conservatives that will screw up with you!!...

so it looks like we wont go nowhere people like me, Basra, will always stay in America... I will probably move to Thailand.. much better..

Gamadid. · Post by **Gamadid.** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:55 am

Well saxib, Somaliya muqsulaha lee aa ka buuxineysaaye californiayadaada iska joog Very Happy

remember, there are no chinese girls back home to screw with. thailand is a good choice, you are smart afterall.

Homer Simpso · Post by **Homer Simpso** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:57 am

haha waryaahe Gamadiid.. i aint planning to go to somalia for now.. but I will be working against any Islamic government established in my country because it will never be fair...

Lacageylacag · Post by **Lacageylacag** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:03 am

I advise you to buy a dog, start smoking, drink alcohol, and argue with your sister about which bed/room to use when she suks Tyron.

That way you will be accepted in your kafiristan and you will be able to avoid Sheikh Aweys(may Allah be pleased with him).

avowedly-agnostic · Post by **avowedly-agnostic** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:16 am

Hey Homer, not to worry my comrade, I'll teach you Arabic, we'll first begin with Nahwa and then slowly and gradually progress to classical Arabic. You'l be good to go in no time- promise! Nothing is more sad than a young man exiled from his native land, just beacuse he can't speak Al- Arabiya.

But to reiterate what Gamadid says, you won't find many yellow hoochies in that part of the world- I guarantee you.

So you may want to think long and hard about what it is you really want; can you really live without Lin Yao, Yan Yan, and Huang Tao?

Ps. Lacageylacag, leave Homer alone apti, why are you always looking at other men? Am I not good enough of a lover for you? Do I not give it you real good? Did you not say to me that nobody else- even the esteemed Dahir Aweys had ever made you have double orgasm?

gurey25 · Post by **gurey25** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:42 am

huang tao sounds disticntly male

Laughing

just thought id let you know

avowedly-agnostic · Post by **avowedly-agnostic** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:04 am

^ Ahh, but you see that was deliberate Gurey, Homer and I swing both ways you see. Bet you weren't expecting that one huh? Oh how I miss the Shanghai night life, those oriental gals were quite something.

Fanny fao, Ping, Bao, and shao sung were their beautiful names. Just ask Homer and he'll tell you all about our many nights clubbing.

The rebel · Post by **The rebel** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:41 am

Homer, don't worry. You will be fine. I know native Arabs whom don't speak Arabic and they live here and happy. You will learn with no time. But one more thing, it's funny when Somalis speak Arabic. They have that strong accent with " letter geem" Laughing

avowedly-agnostic · Post by **avowedly-agnostic** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:51 am

Rebel, hal anta majnoon? You leave my friend Homer alone you. I know what you goat-faced Saudis are like, and I'm not about to permit you to make him of one of your sexual servant boys.

Can't you wait until the hereafter for your boys of everlasting youth that resemble al- lulu?

The rebel · Post by **The rebel** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:58 am

AA, go climb a tree.

Sir-Luggoyo · Post by **Sir-Luggoyo** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:02 am

This is one of the times I concur the saying "birds of the same feathers fly together" The flow of the conversation between Homer and Avowedly stupid is breathtaking. When you are communicating from the same brainwave, it's so amazing how chitty you get.

avowedly-agnostic · Post by **avowedly-agnostic** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:03 am

Rebel

I'm awfully sorry my dear friend, I really am; it's just that ana lusto radhyan ala hatha (making Homer one of your servant boys that is).

Samatr · Post by **Samatr** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:03 am

[quote="Homer Simpso"]I would have to learn Arabic as my country is decending into Neo-Taliban country if I ever want to go back to my home in Mogadishu.. it looks like I run away my country because of the facious warlords and now I cannot go back because of the neo-taliban conservatives that will screw up with you!!...

so it looks like we wont go nowhere people like me, Basra, will always stay in America... I will probably move to Thailand.. much better..[/quote]

Learn Somali first!!!!!!!!!!

The rebel · Post by **The rebel** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:12 am

[quote="Sir-Luggoyo"]This is one of the times I concur the saying "birds of the same feathers fly together" The flow of the conversation between Homer and Avowedly stupid is breathtaking. When you are communicating from the same brainwave, it's so amazing how chitty you get.[/quote]

I concur.

Homer Simpso · Post by **Homer Simpso** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:02 am

Avowedly.. Im glad to hear ur found of oriental chicks... way to go my friend... thanks by the way...

Sir Lugooyo:.. what did u just say 'breathtaking' .. holly smokes, which century are you in my friend... people stopp'd using that word 'breathtaking' centuries ago..... please catch up with time and than talk to us

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