FREAKIEST BLIND DATE U'VE HAD

[undacova_bytch]

MINE WAS SO FREAKIN OLD WELL NOT REALLY BUT UFFF...HE HAD DA MOST UFFEST PERFUME...EVERYTIME DA WIND BLEW I WUD GET LIGHT HEADED N FEEL SICK...N HE WAS WEARING POINTY TAN COLOURED LEATHER SHOES... N HE KEPT ASKIN SOO HOWZ REERKI... DO U FUCKIN KNO MY FAMILY..NO SO MAXAA KAA GALAY...JEEZ

[bham's_beauty]

miskiinad
<----never had a blind date its too risky

[LaYdEe_LuXiOuX]

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Why On Heck Would You Do Blind Dates When you Know Exactly That Its The Only Chance For The Freaks To Get Freaky...Eurgh

[undacova_bytch]

I SWEAR I HAD A TOTALLY DIFFERENT IMAGE IN MY HEAD FROM DA WAY HE WAS SPEAKIN ON DA FONE...N I TOOK MY CUZIN WIT ME..SO WE BLANKED HIM DA WHOLE TIME...

GUYS LIE SO MUCH...DEY TINK DER RIBS R SIX PACKS

WHY LIE? EVENTUALLY WE GONA SEE YOU WEN U ASK TO LINK

[bham's_beauty]

have you notice how all the ugli ones have a nice voice over the fone
i thought it was just girls

[Suga_]

[quote="bham's_beauty"]have you notice how all the ugli ones have a nice voice over the fone
i thought it was just girls
[/quote]

OOH My Gosh Soooooooooooooooooo true
Never go on a blind date with a guy who has a nice voice..

P.S Dating is HARAM

[LaYdEe_LuXiOuX]

Oooooh I Get You Know...... ......Some Next Manz Gave This ''Random'' Guy Your Fone Number.....It Happens All The time...But You Should Have Known That This Guy Prolly Knows You But Is Soo Much Of A Wimp To Ask It For Himself So He Asked Next ManDem..Alie... ..Miskiin You fell For The Trap

[Candy_Triggers]

[quote="undacova_bytch"]MINE WAS SO FREAKIN OLD WELL NOT REALLY BUT UFFF...HE HAD DA MOST UFFEST PERFUME...EVERYTIME DA WIND BLEW I WUD GET LIGHT HEADED N FEEL SICK...N HE WAS WEARING POINTY TAN COLOURED LEATHER SHOES... N HE KEPT ASKIN SOO HOWZ REERKI... DO U **** KNO MY FAMILY..NO SO MAXAA KAA GALAY...JEEZ[/quote]