Mizzys blog:
7 am: woke up and had a bowl of sperm and cherries
8 am: put on my uniform
http://www.destinationsbelize.com/images/Hooker%20I.jpg 8:30 am: leave for work
12:00 pm: it's lunch time, i'm having my fav. dish, pasta with sperm sauce. my oh my, i'm gonna get crunk on this rum and coke.
4:00 pm: nothing much to report, i only serviced two customers so far. i don't know what's wrong, i use have 30 guys by this hour. i asked one of my former customers what the problem was and apparently it has something to do with my zebra stripped face. i better lay off the skin bleaching creme for a while.
6:00 pm: yeaaaaah, i'm off work, but i can't go outside yet. you know the sun is out and all, i have to stay in or go outside with an umbrella. okay, time to log into snet. i wonder if i can fool this people into thinking i have friends..okay, i'll sign up with 5 names.
11:00 pm: for some reason no one on snet is paying attention to me.
11:01 pm: who the fukk are these ashlees? maybe i'll be nice to then and they'll be my friends.
11:30 pm: i hate these fukking biotches. okay time to sign in with mizzy-flame or wait mizzy-dyme. oh god, it doesn't matter..everyone thinks im a loser.
12:00 am: i have an early morning tomorrow, i just put on my sperm face mask. god, i never knew i'd love this stuff so much.
