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This really is an outrage. That I need to start a whole thread just to find out about your religious committment is an absolute disgrace and a crime against humanity; I'll have you know men and women are sent to the dungeons in England for that.

Shame on you sir.

Now answer my question won't you: Do you like the good Jewish boy at Bar Mitzvah keep the Sabbath on the weekend, if not, do you fear that you'll be deprived of virgins, male servants of everlasting youth, and prevented from dwelling in garden's under which rivers of Martini flow?

Shalom indeed

i think that guy is in comma some where in isreal.

You just leave the Jewish kid alone. I think I may have embarrassed the poor fellow-not one to observe the Sabbath I gather, rather than light the candles and switch off the refrigerator, he's out and about hitting the clubs and bars of Tel Aviv and shaking his Jewish ass.

Damn you sharon, damn you I say!

Shalom to you sir (because you'll be needing it) Shalom indeed.

i didnt know jewish people club on sunday.


shalom viva la party

[quote="avowedly-agnostic"]This really is an outrage. That I need to start a whole thread just to find out about your religious committment is an absolute disgrace and a crime against humanity; I'll have you know men and women are sent to the dungeons in England for that.

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Shame on you sir.

Now answer my question won't you: Do you like the good Jewish boy at Bar Mitzvah keep the Sabbath on the weekend, if not, do you fear that you'll be deprived of virgins, male servants of everlasting youth, and prevented from dwelling in garden's under which rivers of Martini flow?
Shalom indeed[/quote]

shalom avowedly-agnostic

i consider myself a part time muslim. fast and pray ramadan only for cultural reasons. my fader have in vain tried me to pray every day. as long as i dont do drugs, alcohol or dehumanise women, my mum considers me as a relgious person. the idea of religion is to make humans peaceful wid humane morals and values, something that believers of abrahamic religions lack today. we never practiced da jewish faith or considered celebrating jewish religious events. i have relatives who observe it.

shalom

So in short, you prefer to hitting the clubs downtown Tel Aviv than being the good Jewish boy your mother would like for you to be? Come on comrade, let's not pusssy foot around the issue, you prefer Bar-Shalom, sexy Jewish girls and disco than lighting candles at sun down.

Ain't nothing wrong with shaking your ass and getting your groove on.

In that case dear comrade of mine, why not just ditch the skull cap and the whole superstitious hocas pocas and join the agnostic boys and girls? I know great bar with a mix of Jewish and non-Jewish girls, and the great thing is, you don't have to worry about some crazy fvcker entering the club pretending he wants to shake his ass to then blow it up.

[quote="avowedly-agnostic"]So in short, you prefer to hitting the clubs downtown Tel Aviv than being the good Jewish boy your mother would like for you to be? Come on comrade, let's not pusssy foot around the issue, you prefer Bar-Shalom, sexy Jewish girls and disco than lighting candles at sun down.

Ain't nothing wrong with shaking your ass and getting your groove on.

------never been 2 telaviv, might visit some day. my mum is a non-practicing jew and dere is nothing wrong with discos except am considered a minor. more somali boys club dese days dan jewish boys, whose idea of life is to succeed first and party hard later.------------

In that case dear comrade of mine, why not just ditch the skull cap and the whole superstitious hocas pocas and join the agnostic boys and girls? I know great bar with a mix of Jewish and non-Jewish girls, and the great thing is, you don't have to worry about some crazy fvcker entering the club pretending he wants to shake his ass to then blow it up.[/quote]

......skull caps and bar mitzvah aint for me. i dont discriminate wid girls, as long as she is hot and has brains, she is fine wid me. my g/f of 9 months was a palestinian-german girl, and we still r great buddies. i consider myself as a human who shares his environment wid oder humans be dey jews, whites, blacks, agnostics, muslims, budhists or poor somalis. i hate far right religious zealots, whether they r muslims, hindus, jews or christians. i dont comsider one religion or humans better dan da oder. as for suicide bombers, dey can go 2 hell while am having nice se.x wid my virgin somali-yemeni girlfriend. holla from me 2 all da good girls in england. love dem all. xxxxxxxxx0

shalom

[quote="avowedly-agnostic"] I'll have you know men and women are sent to the dungeons in England for that.[/quote]

bird,

pardon my digression, but what is this english dungeons u speak of with great fear? I thought dungeons were these dark places where "floosy" folks get they freak on ...well in America that is.