walking from one club to another, they saw two women walking together
in front of them. (ashlee dot and me)
These women were HOT! he thought.
So hot, in fact, that every guy they passed by on the sidewalk
tried to talk to them. How did they try this? By saying things like:
"Hey, where you going?"
"Damn, you fine!"
"Hey, come back here, baby!"
Needless to say, these girls were completely ignoring each and
every guy who talked to them.
It's a harsh reality that most girls who are as hot as these two
were get approached by men ALL THE TIME, and have heard every
stupid line in the book. In fact, they get approached so much,
that they don't even respond anymore. They're just focused on
getting to where they're going.
So of course, upon seeing this, saifuallah thought "How would I
approach these girls ahslee! in particular?"
The answer was pretty self-evident. In fact, it was staring him
right in the face!
so he went up to the girls and said.
"Oh my gawd like! Every single guy is trying to pick you guys up! How
annoying is that? You guys need to hire BODYGUARDS just to keep
all these horny waldos at bay!"
so we exchanged numbers. got to know each other we're tying the knot next week.
everyones invited except OLIVE-OIL
(i dont want no girl taking the spot light from me on my night)
