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OH SWEET HEAVEN-SENT ANGELIC SHANKAROON - MAY I SHAG YOU?
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:05 pm
by avowedly-agnostic
Baby I wish you would stop dodging my question. Never before have I laid eyes on a beautiful cherubic heavenly being such as you. I'm in absolute awe of your celestial beauty and taken with your angelic smile.
I merely want to chat with you over a cup of latte and perhaps explore my apartment afterwards- but that's entirely your decision as to whether you'd like to feel my masculine hairy chest and my juicy buttocks (of which I've been told the left cheek is fuller than the right - odd huh?).
Oh sweet heaven-sent beauty... fancy a shag?
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:10 pm
by Frank
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:28 pm
by avowedly-agnostic
Let me be quite frank with you Franky, I'm falling head over hells with this sexy, and I'm gonna do eveything and employ every charm to winning her over until such time as she drops her knickers for me.
In the mean time, I'll settle for a chat over coffe, but mark my words Franky, I'm gonna pull, because this is one catch I cannot allow to pass.
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:30 pm
by Frank

what do you see in her sxb other then her Somalinet character and her typical xaliimo booty pretty much ridding on every xaliimo? An advice for you sxb, give up before she feeds your balls to the dogs that is if she gives you a chance.

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:46 pm
by DawladSade
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:49 pm
by Advocator
I second That Dowlad..................

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:42 pm
by Shankaroon_614
avowedly-agnostic, to start off, I don't even know how to pronounce your name. Secondly, I told u I am with someone and into serious relationship. And I don't want to go to starbucks with you because I am loyal to my hubby...
But, guess what I have a twin...would u consider her

She is lovely, beautiful, sexy, hot, and virgin as I am....

But, you know what, to think about it know, I don't want ur nasty and horny mind to be with my lovely sister, ok. So, forget it...
Frank, Dawladsade, and Advo leave the guy alone. Let him admire me misa miseer baa nihaayo....

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:46 pm
by Advocator
Maseer aah, Walal isdaji, labo gabdhood oo ah reer-Wardheere baa ii jooga!

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:50 pm
by Nabeela
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:57 pm
by Shankaroon_614
Advo, whatever..

So, you are saying that u would never consider any other girl than a reer-wardheere even if u loved me. You know ur kids would be ur sub-clan..right?
good night Nabeela
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:26 pm
by Advocator
[quote="Shankaroon_614"]Advo, whatever..

So, you are saying that u would never consider any other girl than a reer-wardheere even if u loved me. You know ur kids would be ur sub-clan..right? [/quote]
Walahi Dheh.....

Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:16 am
by DawladSade
Ileen waa love.
Naa bax Mareexaanba ma tihid.

Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:23 am
by Advocator
^War isku xishood saqidyahow, gabadha maxaad u ceeyni, ninyahow waa idab daro iyo ciyaal suuqnimo intaa gabadhaanada aflagaadid!!!!!

Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:51 am
by Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE
Who is this character, avowedly agnostic (:roll: ) Damnyuuum he sounds so dorky
Shankaroon, Advo and DawladSade are only looking out for u sxb
DawladSade don't call my friend names(

) Respect the girl waryaa(

)
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:24 am
by AbdiWahab252
Agnostic
... Don't let up on Shanka until she shows u a valid marriage certificate and then ONLY then ask:
"ARE U HAPPY ?"