A Funny Scene!

[Basra-]

Halal Meat place. A Fabulous Cleopatra looking Xalimo standing upright waiting for a hilib clerk to emerge from the dirty halal fridge . This gorgeous Halima by the name Basra was talking on her cell-- showcasing her freshly made red blazing manicure.Out emerged a little weak man---Woody Allen look alike. He was no taller than 5'4,--thin neck-- dry large lips-- small nose, lazy walk, Sri lanka hair & glaring scary eyes behind his geeky large black spectacles.



Basra: (speaking on the Cell) Haa Hoooyo-- I heard you! Hiliib Suqaar & what?


QansaGabeyle : Can i help you?


Basra: Hoooyo --suug baal..... Yes-- i would like Hiliib suqaar & Hiliib Caari... please thank you--- (ignores the man & continue to talk over the phone)


QansaGabeyle: Stands there still-- looks at Basra --with his Woody Allen pervert stare.



Basra : Claps her Hands! SNAP!~ SNAP! HEY!! What are you starring at??

QansaGabeyle: Aaah i am sorry--- your order will be ready in a few minutes.



Basra: Continues to talk over the phone.... Haa Hooyo---there is this creepy warsangeli looking guy Hoooyo--who is sooo--obnoxious..ufff--but this is a Marexaan hiliib halaal-- i wonder if he is marexaan ?



Hooyo: Speak to the manager Hooyo--- i think that is disgusting.



Basra: haa Hoyoo--disgusting indeed. He was checking me out from head to toe-- he reminds me of those geeky idiots in high school who were members of Bill Gates Wannabe club!



Hooyo: Ha a ha ha --- Hooyoo Eeb Xishood-- nagaa dhaa Dhembigah hoyoo



Basra: I am not kidding Hoyoo--- he is actually still starring at me while he is cutting the meat. Hoyoo i want to puke. Why can't we buy meat at the Habar gidir halaal Hoyo?? At least they are not ambtious enough to think they have any chance with none Hawiya women. . I am just curious why we have to come here Mom. And why doesn't isaq not have their own meat halaal??

Hooyo: Hoooyo macaan we are academics. We dont gravel with the Ashantis & Kunte Kinte--Your people are progressed people dear.



Basra: Mia Hooyo--ok---i guess it does make sense. Hold on ...Hoyooo----- Excuse -- me--- i am standing here for 17 seconds---you said it is going to be quick??


QansaGabeyle: Whispers-- i hate these White wanna be B****



Basra: EXcuse ME?? What did u say?? Hoooyo --hold on i am going to call you back! He called be the B word Hoyooo...




Hooyooo: Alaa---Hooyo call 911 or the manager --this is outrageous. I am calling your dad.


Basra: Hoyoo--its not necessarily i can take him down. He is a little man Hooyo-- if you have seen Woody Allen u have this meat guy.



Hoyoo: ha ha ha Woody Allen aah? ---I can take Woody down myself! Hoyooo guard your Kate Spade hand bag dee. Hit him with your Manolo high heels shoes sweety!



Basra: Ok Hoooyo-- Bye!


She walks towards --QansaGabeyle---grabs a leg of hiliib goat & starts beating the little man ---QansaGabeyle---getting a little quizy from one single blow began to hit the road---running like a hyena---shouting --- Yaa Marexaan--- Tolaaii ----Tolaaaiii

[afdhere]

nayaa af-somaligaaga is ssssooo funny wallahi you should write more in somali

afdhere

[QansaGabeyle]

Basra you just revealed that you live with your mother.

[Cawar]

Basra,

Ppl change, grow up, add or sometimes substract things, style, methods or even approaches....but what I like about you is that you never change and you are always predictable....good quality if you ask me.

[michael_ital]

LoooooooooL @ "starring at me"

[Basra-]

lol@Afdhere Hey --its not my fault --my aaf Somali -Scuks!



Qansa@lool Whatever ! This is an artistic License. I can write about my childhood experiences living with my mom! You can't conclude i live with mom just because i portrayed it so excellently...




Just as much as Cawar Cannot judge that i have NEVER grown up or changed. I have my dear--- actually alot. From my todler days in Somalinet till now- there is a huge change in my growth.Ask the old timers!


I am just artistically gifted to WRITE good burlesque or deleanation of characters.

Mikey--- ---- u are such a whimp!

[michael_ital]

u mean "wimp"? Is that because I refrained from saying how pretentious you perceive yourself to be?? An eveing with moi will alleviate any suspicions you may have of my "wHimpiness!"

[Basra-]

Oh please! Dont flatter yourself! I can imagine the evening being highly tedious since an aide of a stool or a ladder would drastically ruin the candle light mood.

[michael_ital]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL That's actually a good one, my dearly beloved Basra And the aid of a bag on your face would ruin my mood

[Cawar]

Basra.....And....The beat go's on...thebeat go's on...the beat goes Oooooon..

[intellex]

http://forum3.mokkels.nl/cgi-bin/topics ... 17&group=2

[Basra-]

Cawar

It is interesting although HOW you derived that conclusion that i have not changed. I know you said it as a compliment-- i do appreciate it, but -- my question is: How so do u conclude that? Are you saying i have not lost my sense of spirit?

[Cawar]

Basra, no I am just saying you havent lost a pound...thats all.

On a serious note, although the first comment was semi joke, semi the other half....I dont see you changing that much in terms of in...Ok I'd rather discuss this not in front of the public eye...cos there could be some eye popping comments and not or maybe some dissapointing reveiews.


After all I have been accused of being many things but being NOT a gentleman was never one of them.

[intellex]

[quote="Basra-"]Cawar

It is interesting although HOW you derived that conclusion that i have not changed. I know you said it as a compliment-- i do appreciate it, but -- my question is: How so do u conclude that? Are you saying i have not lost my sense of spirit? [/quote]


no what he is saying is you swolled the sense of spirit

[Basra-]

Cawar ---ok then mr. Check your Pm!