A plane carrying Darood officials--supporting Abdulahi Yusuf is about to fall down from the air. Here is the last conversation recorded by the pilot black box cam recorder.
Abdullahi Yusuf: WI IW IW WI WI (Crying Hysterically)
Sir Lug: Stop Crying you stupid man. Common man, dont embarras us. We should die like soldiers. I know we are Not tufff Soldiers like the Moryaans --but tuff enough.
Kambuli: Abdilahi Dont cry--aboow Macaan....dont worry---when the plane falls on the ground i will cover you with my body from the explosion.
Abdillahi Yusuf : Takes a break from crying & thanks Kambuli.
Unclebin : Long Live Cumar Maxmood!
Dawladsade: Bismillahi rahman Rahiim. Asshhadu Allaa Ilaah ......a lot of dua mixed with violent fondling of the Tuusbaah!
Qansa: I am Gay.
The plane is violently increasing speed now....
Xoogsade: (peeing in his pants) Chiing Choong Chuuu ---Waryaa-- i forgot how to speak somali. What is wrong with me? Where did this chinese lingo come from?
Michael_Italia: WTF???? I am not even Darood! What Am i doing here?? Man, i am scre'wup!
Abdilahi Yusuf: still crying....Wi WI Wi Wi Wi--- Yaa Allaah Ya Allaah!
Dawladsade: Guys! We had fun though, right? Marexaan ruled for so long! We goiing to meet our father Siyaad Barre!
Michael_Italia : Allahu Akbar!
Everyone looks at Mikey in a strange way!
Kambuli: By the way---people---
I hail from the GREAT MJ qabil. (with a little shameful, guilty voice adds).....Also--although i hail from the insignificant small part of Mj--called the Reer Biidhiaan---still i am a proud Mj. 
Nabeela's Juju Cat: rolls eyes....in a lazy way like its mistress.....Yeah....Kambuli--thats a shocker!
Qansa: Whispers...... Hey --do u all think JZ is cute?
The Plane suddnely doesn't crush..... some dua was answered i guess & they all land safely on the ground.
Abdulaahi Yusuf: Guys i would appreciate if you didn't spread news that i cried like a little girl.
Sir Luggooyo: Yes-- Long Live Marexaan!
Qansa: Man, i hate gays.
Dawladsade : Oh Man! I was so looking forward to meet our father in heaven! Damn!
Kambuli: Abdulahi --do you want to place your head on my lap? I want to wipe off the sweat on your shiny forehead.
Abdilaahi Yusuf: Aaaah thank you Macaan, you are feri sweet.
Michael_Italia : Yo-- Ma Darood peeps---- No more hanging with the da darood! Me Abgaal from now on! At least their politicians dont use Planes that much! No Man-- me Donkey all the way from now on!
Nabeela's juju cat: Meeeeiiiwwww I agree--Abgaal rules!
