kid="papa what is poltics"
dad=Son that is complicated adult stuff, you wont understand.
kid="but i want to know dad , what does it mean"
dad= Ok son look at our house.
Since i work and bring money home, i am the capitalists.
Your mother takes care of the house and organizes it, she is the government. Look at our maid, since we pay her to work for us she is the workers and your little brother is our Future. is that ok son?
The kid goes to bed and starts thinking about what his dad said, but he couldnt sleep, becuase he hears his little brother crying.so he goes to parents room and sees his mother fast asleep, the baby need his diapers changed and stinks and his father is nowhere to be found.
Looking for his his father he goes to the maids room, and he sees his dad ontop of the maid in her bed, seeing this he goes back to his room confused.
The next morning the kid goes to his dad during breakfast and says
"dad i know what politics means"!!
Dad= what is it son
Politics is when the government is asleep, the capitalists are playing with the workers and our future is full of shit.
