If Hip Hop was In High School
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:39 pm
Lil Kim: would be the school's Biggest ho.
Master P: would be the loser that nobody really knows,who wears his own clothes and nobody likes but is still on the basketball team.
P Diddy: would be the annoying rich kid who couldnt dance but thought he could. And stayed on Biggy's nuts.
Nas: would be the dude who was popular,but around his crew he was lame.
Jay-Z: would be the ugly kid who could rap and dated the prettiest girl in school, but hated Nas cuz he's better.
Westside Connection: would be the school bullies that beat everybody up.
Dr. Dre: would be the O.G. that knew everything and was respected by everyone.
Beyonce: would be the most popular girl in school who stood out in her crew and is the captain of the cheer squad.
R Kelly: would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to freshmans.
Ciara: would be the best girl dancer and head of the dance team.
Paul Wall: would be the man dat every body looked for if they needed something, from grills to last nights home work.
Lil Jon: would be the loud and confused special ed student that takes classes at the back of the school.
Ludacris: would be the class clown and biggest flirt.
Kanye West: would be the best dressed guy at school who gets along with everyone except the Principal.
Outkast: would be the two guys who wore their own unique style of clothing but were still popular.
50 cent: would be the guy who's been shot before and thinks he's cool because of that.
Ja Rule: would be the wannabe thug who got beat up by 50 cent, and just dropped outta school.
Biggie: would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how he hooked that shit up.
Nelly: would be the pretty-boy sophomore that plays on the varsity football team and all the females love him and most of the guys hate him.
Murphy Lee: would get all the fine girls simply because he hung with Nelly.
Bow Wow: would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
older cousin and his crew because he has no friends of his own.
Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only talks to pretty boys.
Twista: would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.
Cassidy: would be the young freshman kid who is the best freestyler and is respected by all the upper classman.
Usher: would be the school's hottest guy but is secretly gay.
Juvenille: would be the guy u hated listening to cuz of the way he talked.
Dem Franchize Boyz: is the crew that wears nothing but white tees and does the same dance at every party.
Lil Wayne: would be the guy who dropped out but came back and won all the battles at the talent show. Also named best dressed.
Mariah Carey: would be the corny mixed girl that looked white and only liked black guys.
Jermaine Dupri: would be the school snitch who told on everybody.
Chris Brown: would be that new freshman kid that the ladies loved because he would dance and sing to them at lunch.
Mike Jones: would be the guy that tries to get popular by saying his name every 5 seconds and gave out his phone number to everyone.
Mary J.: would be the sweet but thugish black girl who is always going thru some drama.
Remy Ma: would be the girl who thinks she is cute but everyone else thinks shes ugly.
Snoop Dogg: would be the school stoner that drives a cadillac to school and smokes after every class.
Omarion: would be the schools lady man but all the dudes think he is gay.
Pretty Ricky: would be the crew that wasnt popular but still ran trains on a lot of girls
Rihanna: would be the foreign exchange student from the Carribean that all the dudes were trying to get at.
Sean Paul: would be the guy that no one understands what he's saying but still gets girls.
Flava Flav: would be the school janitor with stank ass breath always tellin people what time it is .
Missy: would be the fat ugly girl who is still popular but gets no dudes.
Trina: would be the tough but fine girl who intimidated the guys because she's high maitenance.
E-40: would be the guy that made up all the coolest slang.
Tupac: would be the guy that everyone loves and respects.
Aaliyah: would be the pretty girl that all the guys liked and all the girls wanted to be like.
Da Brat: would be the gay girl dressing better than the boys and turning out all the straight girls.
Afro Man: would be the guy everyone went to for weed.
LL Cool J: would be the teacher that still thinks he's young and is always getting booed at the talent shows.
Keisha Cole: would be the school's ghetto girl
Trick Daddy: would be the school's biggest male ho.
G Unit: would be the crew that was cool one year, and the next year lame.
Young Jeezy: would be the go to guy for every drug but weed
Juelz Santana: would be the guy who was always yelling after someone
Dipset: would be the crew everyone envied and tried to hang with.
Master P: would be the loser that nobody really knows,who wears his own clothes and nobody likes but is still on the basketball team.
P Diddy: would be the annoying rich kid who couldnt dance but thought he could. And stayed on Biggy's nuts.
Nas: would be the dude who was popular,but around his crew he was lame.
Jay-Z: would be the ugly kid who could rap and dated the prettiest girl in school, but hated Nas cuz he's better.
Westside Connection: would be the school bullies that beat everybody up.
Dr. Dre: would be the O.G. that knew everything and was respected by everyone.
Beyonce: would be the most popular girl in school who stood out in her crew and is the captain of the cheer squad.
R Kelly: would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to freshmans.
Ciara: would be the best girl dancer and head of the dance team.
Paul Wall: would be the man dat every body looked for if they needed something, from grills to last nights home work.
Lil Jon: would be the loud and confused special ed student that takes classes at the back of the school.
Ludacris: would be the class clown and biggest flirt.
Kanye West: would be the best dressed guy at school who gets along with everyone except the Principal.
Outkast: would be the two guys who wore their own unique style of clothing but were still popular.
50 cent: would be the guy who's been shot before and thinks he's cool because of that.
Ja Rule: would be the wannabe thug who got beat up by 50 cent, and just dropped outta school.
Biggie: would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how he hooked that shit up.
Nelly: would be the pretty-boy sophomore that plays on the varsity football team and all the females love him and most of the guys hate him.
Murphy Lee: would get all the fine girls simply because he hung with Nelly.
Bow Wow: would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
older cousin and his crew because he has no friends of his own.
Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only talks to pretty boys.
Twista: would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.
Cassidy: would be the young freshman kid who is the best freestyler and is respected by all the upper classman.
Usher: would be the school's hottest guy but is secretly gay.
Juvenille: would be the guy u hated listening to cuz of the way he talked.
Dem Franchize Boyz: is the crew that wears nothing but white tees and does the same dance at every party.
Lil Wayne: would be the guy who dropped out but came back and won all the battles at the talent show. Also named best dressed.
Mariah Carey: would be the corny mixed girl that looked white and only liked black guys.
Jermaine Dupri: would be the school snitch who told on everybody.
Chris Brown: would be that new freshman kid that the ladies loved because he would dance and sing to them at lunch.
Mike Jones: would be the guy that tries to get popular by saying his name every 5 seconds and gave out his phone number to everyone.
Mary J.: would be the sweet but thugish black girl who is always going thru some drama.
Remy Ma: would be the girl who thinks she is cute but everyone else thinks shes ugly.
Snoop Dogg: would be the school stoner that drives a cadillac to school and smokes after every class.
Omarion: would be the schools lady man but all the dudes think he is gay.
Pretty Ricky: would be the crew that wasnt popular but still ran trains on a lot of girls
Rihanna: would be the foreign exchange student from the Carribean that all the dudes were trying to get at.
Sean Paul: would be the guy that no one understands what he's saying but still gets girls.
Flava Flav: would be the school janitor with stank ass breath always tellin people what time it is .
Missy: would be the fat ugly girl who is still popular but gets no dudes.
Trina: would be the tough but fine girl who intimidated the guys because she's high maitenance.
E-40: would be the guy that made up all the coolest slang.
Tupac: would be the guy that everyone loves and respects.
Aaliyah: would be the pretty girl that all the guys liked and all the girls wanted to be like.
Da Brat: would be the gay girl dressing better than the boys and turning out all the straight girls.
Afro Man: would be the guy everyone went to for weed.
LL Cool J: would be the teacher that still thinks he's young and is always getting booed at the talent shows.
Keisha Cole: would be the school's ghetto girl
Trick Daddy: would be the school's biggest male ho.
G Unit: would be the crew that was cool one year, and the next year lame.
Young Jeezy: would be the go to guy for every drug but weed
Juelz Santana: would be the guy who was always yelling after someone
Dipset: would be the crew everyone envied and tried to hang with.
