Start Sneezing Allah loves it!And stop Yawning its Satan

Lord-Byron · Post by **Lord-Byron** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:31 pm

Volume 8, Book 73, Number 245:
Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "Allah loves sneezing but dislikes yawning; so if anyone of you sneezes and then praises Allah, every Muslim who hears him (praising Allah) has to say Tashmit to him. But as regards yawning, it is from Satan, so if one of you yawns, he should try his best to stop it, for when anyone of you yawns, Satan laughs at him."

Why would "Allah" like sneezing? Sneezing spreads disease. Oh yea, Islam is a disease affecting the brain.

Advocator · Post by **Advocator** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:39 pm

QansaGabeyle · Post by **QansaGabeyle** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:45 pm

You should not dignify this kind of individual (low life trash) with a reply ina adeer. I am only replying to offer my advice, btw. Laughing

Navy9 · Post by **Navy9** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:51 pm

when a person sneezes normally he/she releases air if otherwise was trapped might cause him/her some discomfort. Thus, the act of sneezing brings relief. So, that is why we praise Allah for such relief.

Hambalayo2 · Post by **Hambalayo2** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:54 pm

Navy9, thanks for the explanation Smile

Yawning is a sign of tiredness, fatigue, boredom... Something we has to be cured.

I don't see how this post is offensive, perhaps the OP had bad intentions but it is a sahih Hadith and we Muslims have nothing to be ashamed of.

Advocator · Post by **Advocator** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:55 pm

[quote="QansaGabeyle"]You should not dignify this kind of individual (low life trash) with a reply ina adeer. I am only replying to offer my advice, btw. Laughing

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lool, Walahi i didnt read his shit, just wanted to give the raw-meat eater a finger in this case arrow Laughing

Lord-Byron · Post by **Lord-Byron** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:59 pm

Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are wrong again Muslim boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sneezing releases millions of germs airborne. Only "Allah" would find that a good thing.

And Yawning being associated with the devil Laughing

. Only Muslims would believe in such Arab folklore.

Prophet MadMac (PBUH) once said "Islam is shiit" Laughing

Long live deism!!!!!!!!!!!!

Farax's__finest · Post by **Farax's__finest** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:21 pm

Look at this lil faggot Laughing

Istaqfurullah, may Allah (swt ) cure you

Amin