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Is the Stomach the way to your heart?

Post by gurey25 »

It might be for me.

I was recently invited to a dinner party,
i never found the hostess attractive before,
but the food she cooked was brilliant, bloody hell it was out of this world.

I was in a state of ecstacy the whole night, and i might have been creeping her out because i was staring at her, with a wicked smile the whole night. suddenyl she was the most attractive woman in the world.


just wanted to check if anyone else has experienced this, or maybe it was something in the food?

or i was having a mild stroke and was halucinating Laughing
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some meals are better than sex Laughing
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sometimes, indeed true, food is powerful aphrodisiac.
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Bunch of greedy morons.... Laughing

U can’t be loving someone just becuz of the food she cooks, although there’s an old proverb that says “The Way To An Englishman’s Heart Is Through His Stomach”. That tells me a lot about ur real origins. Alongside, I never saw u scribbling down some Somali comments. War Ma ......

British Basboor Ma Lugu Siiyay... Question

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Gurey maybe she put something in your food
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ONLY THE DHAGAX (KENYATI MEN) FIND ALL WOMEN SEXY AFTER A HEAVY MEAL Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing I was once travelling from north eatsern kenya to nairobi with abus full of indegenious kenyan people. the buses normaly stop in a place called mwingi for a short break and chance to grab a meal for all travellers. after eating to thier filll one of the kenyatti men shouted "waiter kuna mke karibu" meaning waiter do you have women ( read prostitutes) in the vicinity Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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[quote]ONLY THE DHAGAX (KENYATI MEN) FIND ALL WOMEN SEXY AFTER A HEAVY MEAL [/quote]

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Coolman....

Dadka Qarkood Ba Uuska Ka Fakiraan. Yariiska Iska Daa Marka...

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Post by COOL-MAN »

ureysoo why are you typing like the uk kids Confused grey is not a kid, odayaasha somalinet ayuu kamid yahay Idea


btw, when will you answer my pm?
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War Eedoorku waa calooshii la ciyaar loooool

Bal ninkaa weyni wuxuu la soo shir tegay arka Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Waa marin habow soor inaad madasha keentaaye
manfac inaad ku hadashaana waa meheradiiniiye
Waa wuxuu Salaan mahadiyay oy kaga macaasheene

Aadan Carab addressing a HY glutton who was going on at lenght about food.

The last line speaks to the time when Salaan Carabey who was inan la yaal was intentionally starved until he raised a terrible hue and cry and sang:

Aqal aan hilbiyo soor lahayn oo haqabla' oo buuxa
amaan haanka caanuhu ku jirin halab karuureedka
Guur uma hagaagine waxbaa loo hadoodilaye


I am not surprised at Gurey. It is in his genes
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Post by gurey25 »

fukk you cillimile cant take a joke ?
but serioulsy food is no joke.



[quote]"waiter kuna mke karibu" meaning waiter do you have women ( read prostitutes) in the vicinity [/quote]
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Coonkaan Tuurta Leh Hadu Oday Yahay, Marka Ani Wax Baqtiyay Aan Ahay, Qof Ila DaÂ’ Ah Maba Jiro....

Plus, donÂ’t forget I use 2 participate in UK section, be4 I move 2 general-section. Wax Beey Igu Aqriyeen Inkaarqabasha....

What PM waryaa? Dibjirnimada Inaga Daay Jaaloow....

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Post by COOL-MAN »

fiiri hadey iska dhigee qof akhbar maafish Confused do you want me to bring it to the generals for everyone to see?
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Laughing Laughing Laughing

Ninyhow, bring this entire prank 2 a standstill, Waxbana Ima So Dirin, and thereÂ’s no PM under ur nick (coolman), unless u used another nick, Lol. Faca Ma Ehi Ayeeyo, Ciyaal Suuqnimada Naga Daa....

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shidh! raali noqo carfeeyso, amat allah waaye qofkaan udirey pmka. hadan kusoo diraya, wax yar kadib Eeg kaaga Idea
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